Uploaded August 2013 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago
*Nothing to do with Ren and Stimpy.
From the depths of Harry Yack's grainy, supermarket brand lemonade stained VHS library emerges yet more TV Boy buffoonery. I'd like to say Systema coded this game from scratch themselves, but in time-honoured tradition they just ripped off a game by Zellers. Who may have possibly stole the idea themselves. From this we can presumably gather there is no honour amongst hackers, especially not Chinese ones (allegedly).
Addendum: Through extensive research, I was able to ascertain that Zellers was an 80s Canadian version of Poundland. Possibly.
-- Harry Yack, The Land of the Long Winded Titles.
*Nothing to do with Ren and Stimpy.
From the depths of Harry Yack's grainy, supermarket brand lemonade stained VHS library emerges yet more TV Boy buffoonery. I'd like to say Systema coded this game from scratch themselves, but in time-honoured tradition they just ripped off a game by Zellers. Who may have possibly stole the idea themselves. From this we can presumably gather there is no honour amongst hackers, especially not Chinese ones (allegedly).
Addendum: Through extensive research, I was able to ascertain that Zellers was an 80s Canadian version of Poundland. Possibly.
-- Harry Yack, The Land of the Long Winded Titles.
![Road Rash [Mega Drive] video review](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3zq9r7wV9kQ/mqdefault.jpg "Road Rash [Mega Drive] video review
I dont see this as a Urinatingtree ripoff, more as an homage to the great man.
I chose to review the Mega Drives Road Rash in an advert/promo style so there isnt a great lot of spoken comment.")
![Ghosthunting with Roland o the Ropes [Amstrad CPC] LIVE!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6pK61GfiNJ8/mqdefault.jpg "Ghosthunting with Roland o the Ropes [Amstrad CPC] LIVE!
An overlooked segment from that marathon Fruit Machine Twitch stream. Because I doubt anyone watched past the 8 minute mark, and the world needs more Row-lahhhnd.")
![Geoff Boycott plays the Little Master Cricket game [PC]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6rv5VE2vl8M/mqdefault.jpg "Geoff Boycott plays the Little Master Cricket game [PC]
For those of you not aware of Little Master, its a Flash cricket game, and pretty addictive it is too.
Here, England cricket legend and grumpy old man Geoff Boycott shows steadfast, resolute defense whilst playing the game. You could pay money just to watch it.
Play the game: http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html")
![[3/4] Legend of Zelda: The Ancient Stone Tablets [Satellaview] - Chapter 3: Lawnmower Simulator](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7z5Gg1mbHag/mqdefault.jpg "[3/4] Legend of Zelda: The Ancient Stone Tablets [Satellaview] - Chapter 3: Lawnmower Simulator
This is where the longplay unravels ever so slightly. Screw re-records, because failure is always funny... well, almost always. This part contains the killer Desert Palace, which is every bit as annoying as its Link to the Past counterpart, and then some. Undeterred, we trek on and are rewarded by a brush with royalty. Splendid, this is pleasant!
By this point Id already played through the whole game, which afforded me some Mystic Meg-style foresight into Chapter 4. Hopefully I didnt give too much away in saying we have to defeat Ganon, because I dont believe Ive played a Zelda game that doesnt cast him as the main antagonist.
Also in this part: feeling sorry for thieves; the magic bee returns; reminiscing upon past inglories; flaunting our rusty sword; desert survival tips; our weekly puzzle failure; harassing the fortune teller; swimming pool health and safety and Sakayama the Mole. Sounds pretty good, doesnt it? Well believe me, as with most Harry Yack uploads, it really aint. :P
Actually, I quite like this part and think its the best yet. Chapter 4 is also pretty good, but you cant have any pudding if you dont eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!")
![The San Andreas Shoveller [Halloween Special] - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [PS2]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8OH2C6La_oY/mqdefault.jpg "The San Andreas Shoveller [Halloween Special] - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [PS2]
Halloween is fast approaching, and do you know what that means? Yes, its time to break out the clichéd classical music and tenuous links to ghosts, zombies and beasts that just generally prowl in the night.
This particular creature patrols the streets of San Andreas all day long, terrorising pedestrians with some random implement he found in his garden shed. What is it? Well, I would say youd have to watch the video to find out, but the answers actually in the title. Oh well.")
![[4/4] Legend of Zelda: The Ancient Stone Tablets [Satellaview] - Chapter 4: Lucozade of Power](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8c0c1GwCYi4/mqdefault.jpg "[4/4] Legend of Zelda: The Ancient Stone Tablets [Satellaview] - Chapter 4: Lucozade of Power
Were in the closing stretches of this relatively obscure Link to the Past spin-off, and this final part sees us preparing for the final battle with the Big Pig Man himself, Ganon the Gluttonous. Along the way to the porkmasters tower, we discuss a variety of topics including the Magical Cape conspiracy, the Hyrule Screwfix catalogue(!) and the Lucozade of Power, which affords us some (fairly) useful advantages.
The final two dungeons of the game arent as difficult as you might expect, though there are quite a few pitfalls and cheap traps that I do actually fall for in this take. Whoops. Well, I make the mistakes so you dont have to. Heh, the pretense that youre using this as a walkthrough is running pretty thin now, eh?
Also in this part: shameless grave robbing; heart puzzle protips; more moaning about Turtle Rock; benefits/drawbacks of the Magic Hammer; revenge of the Turd Slugs; switch hunting with Brian Blessed; sexual equality in the workplace; Ebeneezer Scroogin with Sakayama the Mole; Hyrule thieves trade system; more buyers remorse at the fortune tellers house and the final battle that will decide the fate of Hyrule. For five minutes.")
![[Audio] GUESS THE PIRATE GAMES! TV Boy II (Atari Clone) feature - retrovideogamer.co.uk](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9VyasxfCC1o/mqdefault.jpg "[Audio] GUESS THE PIRATE GAMES! TV Boy II (Atari Clone) feature - retrovideogamer.co.uk
Harry and Carl discuss Chinas greatest(?) Atari 2600 clone.
RVG Podcast iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/rvg-podcast/id909912859")
![SLOWEST GOLF EVER! PGA Tour 96 [Mega Drive] video review](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ASdtFroMVH4/mqdefault.jpg "SLOWEST GOLF EVER! PGA Tour 96 [Mega Drive] video review
The year was 1995, and everyone was so excited about the Playstation and 3DO theyd sell their granny to even so much as try one. Amid all this hype, EA Sports attempted to launch PGA Tour 96, with its revolutionary vector graphics, for the ageing Mega Drive.
Whilst this was indeed a bold attempt at pushing the console to its limits, the downsides were all too obvious for anyone who tried to play the game for more than ten minutes. After the initial wow, look at those fantastic graphics! factor, players would soon realise the thing runs about as quickly as Geoff Capes in a fat suit on a rain-sodden Hackney Marshes. Whilst local kids throw wet sponges and rotten fruit at him.
These new graphical enhancements took their toll on the MDs processor to the extent it could take anything from 8 to 20 seconds just for the scenery to appear. The Spyglass Hill course in particular, with its ten million trees and bunkers, takes longer to load than Renegade on the Amstrad CPC464. Which is pretty long, and not half as enjoyable.")
