Uploaded March 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Remember 2011 when this was kind of funny?
Remember 2012 when every other TWILIGHT parody got waaayyy more views than this one?
Good times!

Parody of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" by Mister Tim and Lauren Woodbury, performed by Mister Tim, Plumbers of Rome, and/or moosebutter

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***FAQ***
Q: are you angry at vampires?
A: yes

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All sounds produced by the human voices of Mister Tim, Lauren Woodbury, and Richard Steighner

Recorded and mixed by Mister Tim at Church Mouse Studio, Erie, CO
Final mix and master by Dave Sperandio at DioVoce diovoce.net

Lyrics:
Just a small town girl
Moved up to that rainy world
She goes to high school in Forks, Washington

Met this handsome guy
Pasty skin and brooding eyes
He's 100 years old why does he go to high school in Forks, Washington?

(Bella) I'm not like everyone
I sparkle when I'm in the sun
I'm so pale you might think I've died
Yet I live on, and on, and on, and on

Shadows waiting
Strangers running through the forest
Hunting humans in the night

Vampire people
You can be my spider monkey
Biting someone in the night

I hope that he's not a creep
I like to watch you when you sleep
Giving anything to smell your veins just one more time

Save me from my mortal doom
I'll bite the baby from your womb
Then I'll be like you
I will live on, and on, and on, and on

Vampire Council
They decided not to eat you
We hunt wildlife in the night

Werewolf people
Do not let them imprint on you
They have hot glistening abs

Don't stop Bu-leed-in
Hold on to your mortal feeling
Vampire people

Don't stop Bu-leed-in
Ooh I need your feeding
Vampire people

Don't stop