Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Ever been caught in the middle of two blokes having an argument?
0/10. Absolutely would not recommend. But that was me. 😳🐊
The boat rocking, my heart rate left Earth orbit, and let’s just say the upholstery needed to be cleaned 💩😂
Now let’s just say if you’re in the water and you see this ,there isn’t a Plan B. Game over your cactus .
I was anchored , spending quality time with the King , then Nate arrived uninvited . This was a private event and he had no business being here . Nate came from goodness knows where , he snuck up on us , I for one didn’t know he was there . Before the king could say F🤬$& OFF …..he took off, only he used the boat as a “croc blocker “ !!!! A croc blocker is when you’re fishing and you put something between you and the croc be it a esky , tree etc, well Nate used me . He hid on the other side of the boat and Scarface went on a search and destroy mission . What do I do ? What can I do ? Hold on . He wasn’t charging the boat he was after Nate not me . Because he was sending a message to Nate he didn’t do the classic disappearing act we all know so well .Silent without a ripple nah , he wanted the message loud and clear so used that tail to make a tsunami .
#Crocodile
#bigcroc
#crocodiles
Ever been caught in the middle of two blokes having an argument?
0/10. Absolutely would not recommend. But that was me. 😳🐊
The boat rocking, my heart rate left Earth orbit, and let’s just say the upholstery needed to be cleaned 💩😂
Now let’s just say if you’re in the water and you see this ,there isn’t a Plan B. Game over your cactus .
I was anchored , spending quality time with the King , then Nate arrived uninvited . This was a private event and he had no business being here . Nate came from goodness knows where , he snuck up on us , I for one didn’t know he was there . Before the king could say F🤬$& OFF …..he took off, only he used the boat as a “croc blocker “ !!!! A croc blocker is when you’re fishing and you put something between you and the croc be it a esky , tree etc, well Nate used me . He hid on the other side of the boat and Scarface went on a search and destroy mission . What do I do ? What can I do ? Hold on . He wasn’t charging the boat he was after Nate not me . Because he was sending a message to Nate he didn’t do the classic disappearing act we all know so well .Silent without a ripple nah , he wanted the message loud and clear so used that tail to make a tsunami .
#Crocodile
#bigcroc
#crocodiles
