Phil the Conquistadork | Doki Doki Literature Club | Review | A Wholesome Game For Wholesome People (Spoilers!) @ElConquistadork | Uploaded December 2017 | Updated October 2024, 1 day ago.
D̰̤͖̭̤̦̮̜o̫k͉̣̮̻̻̞̤i͈͙͎̭̯̫ ̼̙̻̙̜̘̪̥Dͅo͕̣̱̲̪̝̙k̻͇͎̜̥ḭ͍̦̬̲̥ͅ ͎͔͚̬̭͔L̝̠̳̜̝̼͍i̖̪̹̪̥̩t̻̬̳̩̟̰͙̪e̹̳͕͙̫̺̝̯r̹̹̭̯͈̤̩̪a̲t̯̱̣͙u̙͕̥̜̪͕̙r̫̥̱̱͕̩͕e͉͈̰̲̫̜͓̩͈ ̠̣͙̩̥̤C̻͇̞͉͓͎̙l͔͉͉u̫̝̭͈̤b̼̙̹̭̯͙̤ ̹̞̣͕̪͍̱i͚̘̱̹̯̦̫s̜̺̦̺̪͚͇̻ͅ ̣̤̖̟͈̥͉̠a̱̺̳͔ ̩͈̭̭̠s͎̪̦w̦e̳̯̟e̝̬̜̻̺̗̼t̟͈̫̥̟̻,͉̲͓̟̮̝̬ ͕͎͕̭c̘̝̯͎h̙͚̬͚̘̠̬a̲̬̝̬̪͍͚r͉̺̦m͚͈̲̫̠̬̩̪͎i̞̝̰̙̖̹͔n̪̭̥̥̩͔g̠͉̰͉͎̣ ̤̫̣͖̜̱v͔̤͙͖̼͈ͅi͍͔s͙̗u̩̭̳̜̺̦̞a̰̠̺͓̬̭l͕̩͚͚̰̦ ͈͎n͙̬̦̼̯o̖̲͔̝̻̲͎̱̦v͕̭͔̱̱̱͖e͍̘̩̬̯l̹͙̗̟̖̺̱/̲̯̰d̮̪̫͓͇̖̯ͅa͙̳̱̦̺t̹̞̫͉̥̼̪ͅi̘͍̫͎̪̼̣n̳̻̘̗g͎̰̪̖̼̼ͅ ̰̼̤̣̹͉̲s̹̪i̝̤̱̹̱̥͔ͅm͍̜̪ ̙̺̞̫͕a̜̘̫b̫̥̙o͉̖͎ụ̬̻͔ṯ̭̠͓ ̟̰͙̮̞̘̺͉g̻̱e̜̹̖͚̱̠t͖t͔̼̻̲̜i̠͚̰n̹g͓̠ ̫̦͚̼t̘̥̭̯̰̲ͅo̗͚ ͓͉̣̱k͚̮̤͎̪n͉͈̬o̫̪͖͔̪͚͈͖w͍̗ ͙̪̣͚͇̘a̺̘͍ ̮͕̣̣̮̭̤͙ͅb͖̼̻̝̯ͅe͚̻̬̲̻͔̰a̦u̗̖̖̘̠͓t̪̮̹i̩̗͈f̦̙̩͇ṷ̯̞̲͔l͇̦̺̲̥ ̦̹b̹͕̣͚̲ṷ͓̬̜͍̖̞̰n͖̪̟̞c̫̳ẖ̠̼ ̖͈o̖̖̰f͇ ̰̹͍̗̻g̹̤̻̹͕̪̟i̗̝r̳̺̳̭͇͇̥̞ͅl̝̪̗s̼̞̳̲̥,̲̤ ͓̺w̥͈̭̙͍̥̗̩r͖̪̱̙̬i̞̤͉͉͇͈̠̬t̠̫i͚̼̲̝̪͈̝n̯̞̟̻̦̯͓g̳̱̘͉̦ͅ ̫̣p̹͕̣̹̜͍͎ͅo̟͓͙͕e̟̱͉̲t̲͙̮͍͕̰r͔y͚͙͇͈̖,̻͉̮ ̬̤a̹̮̬̤̜̖̘̻n̮̣̟̺̼d̘̱͎̣̣ ̪̦̭̞̞͍̖m̞̙͖a̻̳͚̘y͖̖̘͖̣͎̼͍b̦̱͉̙̜ḙ̣͓̩ ͖͚̩̥̯͙̺e̤̬̼̩̮̖̥v̱̱e̪͓̩̣̙̖n͉͓̪͚ ̤͈̜̼̜̗g͍̟͈̝̤̤͓̱͖e̹͓ṱ̪̖̪̤͈t̹̯̹̜͔i͈̜̜̤̤n̮͕̹͖̥̖̠͙̯g̥ ̭̜̯t͎̙̣͈̗̣̹o̫̺̦͓̘̦͔ ̜̮k̼̘̼͇̥̮͙ͅn̻͇̱̱̘̰̥̯̳o̖̬̟̲͍͔w̻͚͔̮̱̻̳ ͖̤̥̼̜ͅy̜̘̜͇̪̘o̬͇̗̗̬̫̯u͍̜͔͇r̳̳̻͓s̯̜ḛ̱̬̯͙̘l̪̫̫̺͕̪f̫̺!͓̪͖ ͔̗̘͚̣
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Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
D̰̤͖̭̤̦̮̜o̫k͉̣̮̻̻̞̤i͈͙͎̭̯̫ ̼̙̻̙̜̘̪̥Dͅo͕̣̱̲̪̝̙k̻͇͎̜̥ḭ͍̦̬̲̥ͅ ͎͔͚̬̭͔L̝̠̳̜̝̼͍i̖̪̹̪̥̩t̻̬̳̩̟̰͙̪e̹̳͕͙̫̺̝̯r̹̹̭̯͈̤̩̪a̲t̯̱̣͙u̙͕̥̜̪͕̙r̫̥̱̱͕̩͕e͉͈̰̲̫̜͓̩͈ ̠̣͙̩̥̤C̻͇̞͉͓͎̙l͔͉͉u̫̝̭͈̤b̼̙̹̭̯͙̤ ̹̞̣͕̪͍̱i͚̘̱̹̯̦̫s̜̺̦̺̪͚͇̻ͅ ̣̤̖̟͈̥͉̠a̱̺̳͔ ̩͈̭̭̠s͎̪̦w̦e̳̯̟e̝̬̜̻̺̗̼t̟͈̫̥̟̻,͉̲͓̟̮̝̬ ͕͎͕̭c̘̝̯͎h̙͚̬͚̘̠̬a̲̬̝̬̪͍͚r͉̺̦m͚͈̲̫̠̬̩̪͎i̞̝̰̙̖̹͔n̪̭̥̥̩͔g̠͉̰͉͎̣ ̤̫̣͖̜̱v͔̤͙͖̼͈ͅi͍͔s͙̗u̩̭̳̜̺̦̞a̰̠̺͓̬̭l͕̩͚͚̰̦ ͈͎n͙̬̦̼̯o̖̲͔̝̻̲͎̱̦v͕̭͔̱̱̱͖e͍̘̩̬̯l̹͙̗̟̖̺̱/̲̯̰d̮̪̫͓͇̖̯ͅa͙̳̱̦̺t̹̞̫͉̥̼̪ͅi̘͍̫͎̪̼̣n̳̻̘̗g͎̰̪̖̼̼ͅ ̰̼̤̣̹͉̲s̹̪i̝̤̱̹̱̥͔ͅm͍̜̪ ̙̺̞̫͕a̜̘̫b̫̥̙o͉̖͎ụ̬̻͔ṯ̭̠͓ ̟̰͙̮̞̘̺͉g̻̱e̜̹̖͚̱̠t͖t͔̼̻̲̜i̠͚̰n̹g͓̠ ̫̦͚̼t̘̥̭̯̰̲ͅo̗͚ ͓͉̣̱k͚̮̤͎̪n͉͈̬o̫̪͖͔̪͚͈͖w͍̗ ͙̪̣͚͇̘a̺̘͍ ̮͕̣̣̮̭̤͙ͅb͖̼̻̝̯ͅe͚̻̬̲̻͔̰a̦u̗̖̖̘̠͓t̪̮̹i̩̗͈f̦̙̩͇ṷ̯̞̲͔l͇̦̺̲̥ ̦̹b̹͕̣͚̲ṷ͓̬̜͍̖̞̰n͖̪̟̞c̫̳ẖ̠̼ ̖͈o̖̖̰f͇ ̰̹͍̗̻g̹̤̻̹͕̪̟i̗̝r̳̺̳̭͇͇̥̞ͅl̝̪̗s̼̞̳̲̥,̲̤ ͓̺w̥͈̭̙͍̥̗̩r͖̪̱̙̬i̞̤͉͉͇͈̠̬t̠̫i͚̼̲̝̪͈̝n̯̞̟̻̦̯͓g̳̱̘͉̦ͅ ̫̣p̹͕̣̹̜͍͎ͅo̟͓͙͕e̟̱͉̲t̲͙̮͍͕̰r͔y͚͙͇͈̖,̻͉̮ ̬̤a̹̮̬̤̜̖̘̻n̮̣̟̺̼d̘̱͎̣̣ ̪̦̭̞̞͍̖m̞̙͖a̻̳͚̘y͖̖̘͖̣͎̼͍b̦̱͉̙̜ḙ̣͓̩ ͖͚̩̥̯͙̺e̤̬̼̩̮̖̥v̱̱e̪͓̩̣̙̖n͉͓̪͚ ̤͈̜̼̜̗g͍̟͈̝̤̤͓̱͖e̹͓ṱ̪̖̪̤͈t̹̯̹̜͔i͈̜̜̤̤n̮͕̹͖̥̖̠͙̯g̥ ̭̜̯t͎̙̣͈̗̣̹o̫̺̦͓̘̦͔ ̜̮k̼̘̼͇̥̮͙ͅn̻͇̱̱̘̰̥̯̳o̖̬̟̲͍͔w̻͚͔̮̱̻̳ ͖̤̥̼̜ͅy̜̘̜͇̪̘o̬͇̗̗̬̫̯u͍̜͔͇r̳̳̻͓s̯̜ḛ̱̬̯͙̘l̪̫̫̺͕̪f̫̺!͓̪͖ ͔̗̘͚̣
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͖̱M͓̣̣̤̬O̞͎̱͈̘̞̥N̜̝̫͎̪I͉̙̘̙̺̝̩C͚̙̟̖̭̗̪A̟͈̼.̮̙̙
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Here's what you're going to get at ElConquistadork:
Thought-provoking geek commentary that smells vaguely of gin and smoke. Game reviews and Let's Plays that cover everything from the super indie to the AAA to the "made around 700 years ago" category.
Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
