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The intro to this song is taken from an actual call placed by may pal Al Chantrey to the BBC many years ago, when he affected a robotic voice to call and complain about the misrepresentation of robots on the Dr. Who television program. I had this conversation put into a transcript and added lyrics I wrote, and music created using Suno A.I. The actual phone call itself was uploaded with animation as a video to this channel earlier this year, if you want to check it out.
DOCTOR WHO ROBO RANT
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno A.I.
Hello. BBC complaints. Kirsten speaking. How can I help?
Hello. I would like to complain about the misrepresentation of my kind.
Okay, no problem. For, uh... can you go into more detail, please?
Affirmative. There has been a misrepresentation of my kind by your use of the Daleks on the TV series Doctor Who.
Right, who's your kind?
I am a robot. You... are... misrepresenting my kind by the use of the Daleks. Please do something to help me. Hello? Hello?
Hi there. So, yeah, I'm not sure we can help robots.
Please, give me more information as to why.
D'ya... Do ya pay a license fee?
I just purchased one.
Right. Okay, hold on a second.
Affirmative.
Have ya... um, I'm afraid I'll have to move on from this call. I don't think I can help.
Hello?
Thanks for taking the time to call, anyway. Bye bye.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Bye.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
I paid a license fee
Do not ignore me
Though I am but a robot
Ignore me, you should not
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Daleks on Doctor Who they so offend me
My circuits blow every time they're on my TV
I think it's thoughtless and cruel to be so unkind
It puts me in an irrational state of mind
Is this the way for the BBC to represent me?
Is this how we robots appear to all humanity?
Evil silly robots are how you portray our lot
Is this really the best representation that you've got?
Daleks are dopes!
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
I paid a license fee,
So don't hang up on me
Though I am but a robot
Ignore me, you should not (You should not, you should not...)
[Lyrics by Matthew Hawes]
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The intro to this song is taken from an actual call placed by may pal Al Chantrey to the BBC many years ago, when he affected a robotic voice to call and complain about the misrepresentation of robots on the Dr. Who television program. I had this conversation put into a transcript and added lyrics I wrote, and music created using Suno A.I. The actual phone call itself was uploaded with animation as a video to this channel earlier this year, if you want to check it out.
DOCTOR WHO ROBO RANT
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024 MBH Productions
Music created with Suno A.I.
Hello. BBC complaints. Kirsten speaking. How can I help?
Hello. I would like to complain about the misrepresentation of my kind.
Okay, no problem. For, uh... can you go into more detail, please?
Affirmative. There has been a misrepresentation of my kind by your use of the Daleks on the TV series Doctor Who.
Right, who's your kind?
I am a robot. You... are... misrepresenting my kind by the use of the Daleks. Please do something to help me. Hello? Hello?
Hi there. So, yeah, I'm not sure we can help robots.
Please, give me more information as to why.
D'ya... Do ya pay a license fee?
I just purchased one.
Right. Okay, hold on a second.
Affirmative.
Have ya... um, I'm afraid I'll have to move on from this call. I don't think I can help.
Hello?
Thanks for taking the time to call, anyway. Bye bye.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Bye.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
I paid a license fee
Do not ignore me
Though I am but a robot
Ignore me, you should not
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Daleks on Doctor Who they so offend me
My circuits blow every time they're on my TV
I think it's thoughtless and cruel to be so unkind
It puts me in an irrational state of mind
Is this the way for the BBC to represent me?
Is this how we robots appear to all humanity?
Evil silly robots are how you portray our lot
Is this really the best representation that you've got?
Daleks are dopes!
Please tell me why you cannot help.
Please tell me why you cannot help.
I paid a license fee,
So don't hang up on me
Though I am but a robot
Ignore me, you should not (You should not, you should not...)
[Lyrics by Matthew Hawes]
