Uploaded July 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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Im fernen Dönerland
vor hundert Jahren
gab es einen Krieg
um ein paar wichtige Waren

Es war'n die Zutaten und Werkzeuge
und so weiter und so fort
zum Dönermachen, denn dieser war
das Haupternährungsmittel dort

Heut' erzähle ich euch von
einem Herrscher dort, denn wegen ihm hat alles begonn'n!


Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat


Krautsalat war ein Herrscher,
wie ich g'rad' schon erzählt hab;
Genauer war er Fürst der Provinz,
in der's die größten Salatfelder gab

Eines Tages wollte er mehr Macht
und so stoppte er den Export;
Somit hatten manche Nachbarprovinzen
nicht mehr genug für Döner durch den fehlenden Import

Besiegen wollte er mit der neugewonnenen Macht
Zwiebel V, denn der hat mal seine Tochter umgebracht


Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat


Die Hungersnot trieb viele Provinzen in den Ruin
und, als nach einiger Zeit schon alles verloren schien,
beschlossen die Provinzen mit gemeinsamer Kraft
gegen Krautsalat zu kämpfen und sie haben es geschafft

Es fiel'n zwar tausenden Soldaten,
doch sie waren siegreich; Das war das Ende von Krautsalats Taten!


Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat

Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat
Döner Episode IV - Die Rache des Krautsalat

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Translation:

In the far away Döner land
100 years ago
there was a war
about some really important goods

They were the ingredients and tools
and so on and so forth
to make Döner, because Döner was
the main food resource there

Today I'll tell the story
of a monarch there, because he started it


Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw


Coleslaw was a monarch,
like I established before;
To be exact, he was the king of the province
that had the biggest lettuce fields

One day he wanted more power
so he stopped exporting goods;
Because of it many neighbor provinces didn't have
the needed things for Döner due to the missing imports

With his new power he wanted to defeat
Onion V, since that man killed his daughter


Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw


The food crisis ruined many provinces
and when everything already seemed lost
the provinces decided to work together
to fight against Coleslaw and they succeeded

Thousands of soldiers were killed
but they won, it was the end of Coleslaw's evil doings


Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw

Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw
Döner Episode IV - The Revenge of Coleslaw