Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 34 minutes ago
D&D Rap! Enable CC for subtitles/lyrics!
Sorry about the changing aspect ratios. Hard to find footage for a game that takes place in your mind.
LYRICS:
Everyone jumping on the tabletop wagon
Gonna get tipsy, grab your flagon
Now you're in the mix, see
Better not sick-leave
Takin' out pixies in Dungeons and Dragons
I'm a good guy - don't call me lawful
Everything inside got me feelin' kinda awful
Look into my eyes while my fireball gobbles
Deep-fried monsters, goblin falafel
Headed to the ocean, got some potions and a brand new purpose
Party members don't mind that I'm burning
Everyone is working, stealing this ship
Never mind the Paladin paid for it
Tough shit, holy man, obey the command
While the Rogue demands we execute his sketchy plan
I'm a big fan of our dysfunctional family
Journey to calamity
Let play D&D
Just roll the dice and go along
Doesn't matter if you roll a Nat 1
You got group of adventurers, ready to aid you
If you are new then you just copy what they do
So what's your patron?
Is your soul forsaken?
Do you like taking
or charismatic faking
Maybe you befriend all the animals, verbal hand shaking
or cook em into bacon
Do you have a sword or a really big axe
Maybe cast magic with a blast from your staff
Do you wanna bow or a really nice gun
This is all fantasy so have a little fun
Have a conversation with an NPC
Role play with the group fill the DM with glee
Whole session of encounters playing 7 till 3
Just another night off cause we're playing D&D
Unsure of the rules well there's plenty of books
Some of it is free you just gotta take a look
Kind of overwhelming it'll leave you kind of shook
But everyone will warmly welcome you into the nook
Let play D&D
Just roll the dice and go along
Doesn't matter if you roll a Nat 1
You got group of adventurers, ready to aid you
If you are new then you just copy what they do
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #d&d #dndsong #dndrap
D&D Rap! Enable CC for subtitles/lyrics!
Sorry about the changing aspect ratios. Hard to find footage for a game that takes place in your mind.
LYRICS:
Everyone jumping on the tabletop wagon
Gonna get tipsy, grab your flagon
Now you're in the mix, see
Better not sick-leave
Takin' out pixies in Dungeons and Dragons
I'm a good guy - don't call me lawful
Everything inside got me feelin' kinda awful
Look into my eyes while my fireball gobbles
Deep-fried monsters, goblin falafel
Headed to the ocean, got some potions and a brand new purpose
Party members don't mind that I'm burning
Everyone is working, stealing this ship
Never mind the Paladin paid for it
Tough shit, holy man, obey the command
While the Rogue demands we execute his sketchy plan
I'm a big fan of our dysfunctional family
Journey to calamity
Let play D&D
Just roll the dice and go along
Doesn't matter if you roll a Nat 1
You got group of adventurers, ready to aid you
If you are new then you just copy what they do
So what's your patron?
Is your soul forsaken?
Do you like taking
or charismatic faking
Maybe you befriend all the animals, verbal hand shaking
or cook em into bacon
Do you have a sword or a really big axe
Maybe cast magic with a blast from your staff
Do you wanna bow or a really nice gun
This is all fantasy so have a little fun
Have a conversation with an NPC
Role play with the group fill the DM with glee
Whole session of encounters playing 7 till 3
Just another night off cause we're playing D&D
Unsure of the rules well there's plenty of books
Some of it is free you just gotta take a look
Kind of overwhelming it'll leave you kind of shook
But everyone will warmly welcome you into the nook
Let play D&D
Just roll the dice and go along
Doesn't matter if you roll a Nat 1
You got group of adventurers, ready to aid you
If you are new then you just copy what they do
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #d&d #dndsong #dndrap
