Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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You literally can't have fun in D&D if you aren't being constantly subverted. It's impossible. No way. My players cry and weep, begging for me to force plot twists in the game. But nay, the crab doesn't concern himself with the opinion of D&D players.

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