Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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The good art done by @VitaminDitter
The bad art done by @CritCrab
Beach footage provided by @MyTranquilitee
And thanks to @CritCrab for editing this.

Intro: 00:00
Sponsor 00:18
Story 01:17
Outro 15:49