Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Sample the new perfume in your lab from Scientifica -- Deux Photon.

Make your colleagues GaAsP and let the fragrances resonate deep within your senses.

The pure scent of Deux Photon will make feel as if you will glow brighter than the fluorescence in your sample.

Rival the intensity of a laser, magnifique.

The question is, can you handle the pure electricity of Deux Photon?

... Happy April Fools!