Uploaded June 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Think twice before you open that crate.
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(If you don't care about the artstyle, that's fine. This video is intended to be informative, so please don't dismiss it all together just because you aren't invested in the design of the game. There are still very important things people need to know about, like valve's mishandling of item contributors and cases.)

Video Citations:
Robin Walker Interview - youtube.com/watch?v=WZ0kR03SjYg
Robin Walker C&C - youtube.com/watch?v=Fwv1G3WFSfI
Various Official TF2 Animations by Valve

Music Used:
Dineen Porter - 8bit You Wont Get With Me Tonight (youtube.com/watch?v=dx0Jbl_L5X8)
Bioshock OST - Beyond The Sea (La Mer)
Bioshock OST - It Had To Be You
Frank Sinatra - Come Fly With Me
Heinz Kiessling - Hotsy Totsy (IASIP)
Jun Senoue - Keys The Ruin
MetalDjent - The End
Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual

Outro Music: OZMA - Light Years Will Burn (youtu.be/4L8AiyxPRug)
Fake Outro: Feed Me Jack - Until Then

The thumbnail, created by myself, is an homage to "Death of A Salesman" by Arthur Miller.