MrLundScience | "Dear Santa, Please Go Green" - L-Unit (Holiday Science Rap) @MrLundScience | Uploaded December 2017 | Updated October 2024, 3 days ago.
What's up with Santa's obsession with coal? Don't get me wrong, the naughty need to be notified, but perhaps there's more environmentally conscious ways of doing it that the big man should consider. As the rest of the global community reassess coal's place in our modern technological world, shouldn't Kris Kringle?
Time to Go Green, Santa, before you wind up on your own Naughty List.
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Lyrics:
Now I'm some kinda upset.
My Christmas wishes aint been met.
I try to behave,
But your high standards
I just haven't met.
Looking under the tree,
What you got for me?
I find Lignite, Anthracite, Peat.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Just put some gum in their hair while they sleep.
We got a jolly old elf,
With no concern for ice shelves.
All that coal that he's packing,
Carbon footprints are stacking.
Don't be acting brand new,
Playing loose with fossil fuels.
CO2 has gotta reduce.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Fill up their shoes with some poison ivy.
As we're burning the fuel,
Excess is the rule
And the money's coming through
Suppressing the truth.
We got temperatures climbing.
Sea shores are rising.
Species declining and dying.
Stop denying.
Flood rains, droughts, hurricanes,
Devastating.
This weather gonna make us pay.
Just because we can't behave
Don't mean we support Climate Change.
Kris Kringle, put that dirty coal away.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
How 'bout their stockings filled with fresh cottage cheese?
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Load up their game accounts and then hit delete.
What's up with Santa's obsession with coal? Don't get me wrong, the naughty need to be notified, but perhaps there's more environmentally conscious ways of doing it that the big man should consider. As the rest of the global community reassess coal's place in our modern technological world, shouldn't Kris Kringle?
Time to Go Green, Santa, before you wind up on your own Naughty List.
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Lyrics:
Now I'm some kinda upset.
My Christmas wishes aint been met.
I try to behave,
But your high standards
I just haven't met.
Looking under the tree,
What you got for me?
I find Lignite, Anthracite, Peat.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Just put some gum in their hair while they sleep.
We got a jolly old elf,
With no concern for ice shelves.
All that coal that he's packing,
Carbon footprints are stacking.
Don't be acting brand new,
Playing loose with fossil fuels.
CO2 has gotta reduce.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Fill up their shoes with some poison ivy.
As we're burning the fuel,
Excess is the rule
And the money's coming through
Suppressing the truth.
We got temperatures climbing.
Sea shores are rising.
Species declining and dying.
Stop denying.
Flood rains, droughts, hurricanes,
Devastating.
This weather gonna make us pay.
Just because we can't behave
Don't mean we support Climate Change.
Kris Kringle, put that dirty coal away.
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
How 'bout their stockings filled with fresh cottage cheese?
Dear Santa, please Go Green.
No more coal sitting under the tree.
Find new ways to notify the naughty.
Load up their game accounts and then hit delete.
