Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
A hilarious parody rap for all Dungeons & Dragons fans š²š„
āD&D Is Not For Meā is an original funny DnD rap song about tabletop RPG adventures.
open.spotify.com/track/5udJZdLqm5toigJ6oeI316?si=b8abce310cfc430f
Rap:
D&D is not for me
Thatās what everybody says right before they agree
to sit at my tabletop to play this RPG
All the way up to level three
Only to get k*d by a m*therf*king tree
That attack them from behind, Courtesy of me,
Cause Iām your game master, by the name of Mr.T!
call it what you want, a game of make believe
or just a bunch of adults that seem to agree
to stay around the smell of Coffee, cheetos and tea
just barely long enough to reach level twenty
Doesnāt matter what you play, Cypher, 5e, ToV
Just open up your mind and follow me
Iāll tell you what to do, this game is free
Just make sure you donāt get k*d by falling debris
Chorus:
D&d is not for me
but iāll roll the dice and I will see
who I can be in a world of fantasy
Only to find out Iāll be totally free
Rap
Stockholm syndrome towards Wizards of the C?
Just know there's other games, like DC20
Vagabond, Nimble, a wide and open sea
We call the world of Tabletop RPG
It was more than 20 years ago when I first sat down
Took me years upon years before I put on the crown
of leading a party all the way down
into my first dungeon, only (for them) to drown.
Chorus x2
D&d is not for me
but iāll roll the dice and I will see
who I can be in a world of fantasy
Only to find out Iāll be totally free
Solo
Rap
Alright shut up and hear me out
Do you have friends who are all about
āI donāt wanna play Dnd, itās not for meā
I got a simple solution for thƩ
Itās called the Simple System, itās an RPG
go and pick it up and have them feel free.
Thereās stories to be told, adventure to be had
so look to your right and grab the nearest lad
pick up a book, grab your set of dice
you roll with advantage so make sure to roll twice
Chorus x2
A hilarious parody rap for all Dungeons & Dragons fans š²š„
āD&D Is Not For Meā is an original funny DnD rap song about tabletop RPG adventures.
open.spotify.com/track/5udJZdLqm5toigJ6oeI316?si=b8abce310cfc430f
Rap:
D&D is not for me
Thatās what everybody says right before they agree
to sit at my tabletop to play this RPG
All the way up to level three
Only to get k*d by a m*therf*king tree
That attack them from behind, Courtesy of me,
Cause Iām your game master, by the name of Mr.T!
call it what you want, a game of make believe
or just a bunch of adults that seem to agree
to stay around the smell of Coffee, cheetos and tea
just barely long enough to reach level twenty
Doesnāt matter what you play, Cypher, 5e, ToV
Just open up your mind and follow me
Iāll tell you what to do, this game is free
Just make sure you donāt get k*d by falling debris
Chorus:
D&d is not for me
but iāll roll the dice and I will see
who I can be in a world of fantasy
Only to find out Iāll be totally free
Rap
Stockholm syndrome towards Wizards of the C?
Just know there's other games, like DC20
Vagabond, Nimble, a wide and open sea
We call the world of Tabletop RPG
It was more than 20 years ago when I first sat down
Took me years upon years before I put on the crown
of leading a party all the way down
into my first dungeon, only (for them) to drown.
Chorus x2
D&d is not for me
but iāll roll the dice and I will see
who I can be in a world of fantasy
Only to find out Iāll be totally free
Solo
Rap
Alright shut up and hear me out
Do you have friends who are all about
āI donāt wanna play Dnd, itās not for meā
I got a simple solution for thƩ
Itās called the Simple System, itās an RPG
go and pick it up and have them feel free.
Thereās stories to be told, adventure to be had
so look to your right and grab the nearest lad
pick up a book, grab your set of dice
you roll with advantage so make sure to roll twice
Chorus x2
