Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Oh for goodness sake!
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Darwin Bends Over
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HIGH QUALITY RIP
LYRICS:
I wanna say youre a real good guy
But we both know that would be a lie
Its been a nightmare being your friend
So its time for this charade to end
I cant say goodbye
Cause you might grind me down into meat pie
Ill tell the school that youve got avian flu
So itll be their job to get rid of you
I hope they put you into quarantine
Or lock you up until you turn eighteen
So maybe then Ill never have to fear
That you might suddenly bite off my ear
Please dont bite off my ear
I cant say goodbye
My face will be too mangled to identify
If I could get your house repossessed
Youll be forced to relocate to your grans in the Northwest
I could get you arrested for stealing a car
I could get you a job as a miner
I could ship you in a crate to Qatar
Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner
Its not real meat, anyway
I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway
Sell you to a freak show on its way to Uruguay
I could get you stuck on a fairground ride, forever
Send you to a wedding in Somewhere-stan with you as the bride
I cant say goodbye
But its no use trying to deny
That I dont wanna be friends with you
So do whatever you have to do")
