Uploaded September 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics by MonteCristo (twitter.com/ggCMonteCristo)
Music & Vocals Arranged and Performed by Miles "UberGuitarDude" Roozen
Video by Miles "UberGuitarDude" Roozen

The Pooh and Piglet easter egg got found within a couple hours of posting. Didn't think anyone would notice it. Glad someone did though... bahaha. Those of you that don't know, I switched their faces to the wrong bodies. :P

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Lyrics:

Show me how to play
You're getting better every day
And pentakilling 1v5 is an art that's hard to teach
The Hundred Acre Lane takes down the foes you haven't slain
And as you Flash to Shadow Slash, the crowd jumps to their feet

Now dance, Faker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
If you'd really need a blue

And SK Telecom
Soon will drop the bomb
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid

With a Haunting Guise, you seal mid's demise
Go and style on that Ryze
Go and style on that Ryze
Spirit Rush away, no one left to slay
See the tears in Ryu's eyes
Make 'em watch you hoist the prize

Impact's up in top while Pooh and Piglet push down bot
So you're off hunting for supports and it's gonna get mean
A Zyra's in your way and you're about to make a play
And when she wanders off alone, she gets spanked by DFG.

Now dance, Faker, dance
Man, they never had a chance
And no one even knew
If you'd really need a blue

When Bengi joins the fray
There is hell to pay
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
LeBlanc Deceives

With a Haunting Guise, you seal mid's demise
Go and style on that Ryze
Go and style on that Ryze
Spirit Rush away, no one left to slay
See the tears in Ryu's eyes
Make 'em watch you hoist the prize

Now dance, Faker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
If you'd really need a blue

So dance, Faker, dance
They never had a chance
Do you even need a blue?

With a Haunting Guise, you seal mid's demise
Go and style on that Ryze
Go and style on that Ryze
Spirit Rush away, no one left to slay
See the tears in Ryu's eyes
Make 'em watch you hoist the prize

T1's war cries; Kkoma's too wise
Go and style on that Ryze
Go and style on that Ryze
Spirit Rush away, no one left to slay
See the tears in Ryu's eyes
Make 'em watch you hoist the prize