Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago
CHARACTER BIO-
Name: Cymbasalisk
Name Pronunciation: sim-Bassa-lisk
Name Origin: cymbal+basalisk
Sound: hi-hats/crash cymbals
How sound is made: head plate crunching, tail snaps
Gender: Non-binary (Pronouns: They/Them)
Monster Group: The Glagogogang (The Inkos, Spikey Mikey, Glagogolem, Cymbasalisk)
Bio: Cymbasalisk, better known by their stage name Georgie the Eviscerator, was one half of the short-lived 3010’s hip-hop group Napalm Bakery with their loyal friend, Dripoast. However, the two had an infamous falling-out after the Burnt Toast Scandal of '18, and while Dripoast went on to have a (mediocre) solo career, Cymbasalisk retired to the depths, their career in ruins. They faded into obscurity until one fateful night, when they went out for dinner, deep in thought. They pondered on their life and decided that maybe things could be different. Maybe there *was* hope in it all. The future was theirs to behold.
...until they took a bite of Spikey Mikey’s nitroglycerin-infused risotto, which violently exploded in their mouth, decimating all the nerves, bones and flesh in their face and mangling their body beyond recognition. Immediately, they were rushed above ground to the city, and despite the best efforts of the Dystopia's greatest doctors, Raydoot declared that they'd never truly be able to recover. After copious amounts of surgery to replace Cymbasalisk's body with spare metal parts, they're almost unrecognizable from their former self.
Now, Cymbasalisk lurks around the depths, unable to feel anything anymore. They scream to God for mercy, but nobody can hear their pleads, for all they say sounds like metal clanging. I guess you could say there’s not a cymbalence of hope for them!
*cymbal riff*
CHARACTER BIO-
Name: Cymbasalisk
Name Pronunciation: sim-Bassa-lisk
Name Origin: cymbal+basalisk
Sound: hi-hats/crash cymbals
How sound is made: head plate crunching, tail snaps
Gender: Non-binary (Pronouns: They/Them)
Monster Group: The Glagogogang (The Inkos, Spikey Mikey, Glagogolem, Cymbasalisk)
Bio: Cymbasalisk, better known by their stage name Georgie the Eviscerator, was one half of the short-lived 3010’s hip-hop group Napalm Bakery with their loyal friend, Dripoast. However, the two had an infamous falling-out after the Burnt Toast Scandal of '18, and while Dripoast went on to have a (mediocre) solo career, Cymbasalisk retired to the depths, their career in ruins. They faded into obscurity until one fateful night, when they went out for dinner, deep in thought. They pondered on their life and decided that maybe things could be different. Maybe there *was* hope in it all. The future was theirs to behold.
...until they took a bite of Spikey Mikey’s nitroglycerin-infused risotto, which violently exploded in their mouth, decimating all the nerves, bones and flesh in their face and mangling their body beyond recognition. Immediately, they were rushed above ground to the city, and despite the best efforts of the Dystopia's greatest doctors, Raydoot declared that they'd never truly be able to recover. After copious amounts of surgery to replace Cymbasalisk's body with spare metal parts, they're almost unrecognizable from their former self.
Now, Cymbasalisk lurks around the depths, unable to feel anything anymore. They scream to God for mercy, but nobody can hear their pleads, for all they say sounds like metal clanging. I guess you could say there’s not a cymbalence of hope for them!
*cymbal riff*


