Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
This was actually born of my frustration with how similar a lot of modern Country sounds are, and how many times I've heard the Fourth of July mentioned in one day during country day at work. The line about singing over an established hit was inspired by the first time I heard "Young Love and Saturday Nights." When it started, I was expecting a country-style cover of David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel." What I heard was the same music (with a little bit of a country sound) with different lyrics, which I'm okay with for parodies. (In fact, whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on, I sing along but with the words to "Smells Like Nirvana"). The idea for the cornfield parties came from a coworker asking somewhat jokingly, "Doesn't Luke Bryan write about anything besides parties in the cornfield?" I honestly can't tell much of a difference between vocalists anymore. I remember thinking, "Did the same guy sing the last 3 songs? " Whereas if you mention a name like Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Conway Twitty, or any singer, male or female, from that era. I can immediately "hear" their voice in my head. Today, not so much. Sir Mashalot made the same critique I am here by splicing six country songs together...and it sounded like one song!
Although I've composed country songs, I couldn't quite get the vibe I wanted for this one, so I ran through Suno, and it gave me back this fun little foot-stomper. The fast chicken-pickin' intro was exactly what I wanted, and something I can't quite do just yet. Even though I can alternate-pick at a blinding pace, they're different skill sets.
I used Vidmuse AI to create the entire video, and it gave me a fun video on the first try. I decided not to rerender the scene with the floating beer cans at the end because it's not a serious video anyway. I'll say the Donaldson girls' pappy can use the Force (I mean, the Force, y'all.)
Lyrics:
I got my pickup truck jacked up real high
Going to a cornfield party on the Fourth of July
Fireworks and hot dogs on the grill
Big ol party in the cornfield
Fireworks and burgers and lightning bugs
Donaldson girls wrasslin' in the mud
Here comes their pappy with a shotgun
We said, "Hey, chill out and join the fun!"
Country clichés
We've got 'em all here
Cornfield parties and ice-cold beer
Drinking too much, gettin' stupid drunk
Crashin' in the ditch with my pickup truck
Cheating on the wife with her best friend
Here she comes, looking for revenge
Same thing you've heard in a hundred songs
Use the clichés, and you cain't go wrong
Well, I got all my cliches in a row
They done went and changed the game don't ya know
Now you just gotta sing over an established hit
Don't even gotta put a country spin on it
I still keep my truck jacked up real high
Still throwing cornfield parties on the fourth of July
I done got hitched to a Donaldson girl
Now we've got a couple of cliches of our own.
Country clichés
We've got 'em all here
Cornfield parties and ice-cold beer
Drinking too much, getting stupid drunk
Crashin' in the ditch with my pickup truck
Cheating on the wife with her best friend
Here she comes, looking for revenge
Same thing you've heard in a hundred songs
Use the clichés, and you cain't go wrong
This was actually born of my frustration with how similar a lot of modern Country sounds are, and how many times I've heard the Fourth of July mentioned in one day during country day at work. The line about singing over an established hit was inspired by the first time I heard "Young Love and Saturday Nights." When it started, I was expecting a country-style cover of David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel." What I heard was the same music (with a little bit of a country sound) with different lyrics, which I'm okay with for parodies. (In fact, whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on, I sing along but with the words to "Smells Like Nirvana"). The idea for the cornfield parties came from a coworker asking somewhat jokingly, "Doesn't Luke Bryan write about anything besides parties in the cornfield?" I honestly can't tell much of a difference between vocalists anymore. I remember thinking, "Did the same guy sing the last 3 songs? " Whereas if you mention a name like Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Conway Twitty, or any singer, male or female, from that era. I can immediately "hear" their voice in my head. Today, not so much. Sir Mashalot made the same critique I am here by splicing six country songs together...and it sounded like one song!
Although I've composed country songs, I couldn't quite get the vibe I wanted for this one, so I ran through Suno, and it gave me back this fun little foot-stomper. The fast chicken-pickin' intro was exactly what I wanted, and something I can't quite do just yet. Even though I can alternate-pick at a blinding pace, they're different skill sets.
I used Vidmuse AI to create the entire video, and it gave me a fun video on the first try. I decided not to rerender the scene with the floating beer cans at the end because it's not a serious video anyway. I'll say the Donaldson girls' pappy can use the Force (I mean, the Force, y'all.)
Lyrics:
I got my pickup truck jacked up real high
Going to a cornfield party on the Fourth of July
Fireworks and hot dogs on the grill
Big ol party in the cornfield
Fireworks and burgers and lightning bugs
Donaldson girls wrasslin' in the mud
Here comes their pappy with a shotgun
We said, "Hey, chill out and join the fun!"
Country clichés
We've got 'em all here
Cornfield parties and ice-cold beer
Drinking too much, gettin' stupid drunk
Crashin' in the ditch with my pickup truck
Cheating on the wife with her best friend
Here she comes, looking for revenge
Same thing you've heard in a hundred songs
Use the clichés, and you cain't go wrong
Well, I got all my cliches in a row
They done went and changed the game don't ya know
Now you just gotta sing over an established hit
Don't even gotta put a country spin on it
I still keep my truck jacked up real high
Still throwing cornfield parties on the fourth of July
I done got hitched to a Donaldson girl
Now we've got a couple of cliches of our own.
Country clichés
We've got 'em all here
Cornfield parties and ice-cold beer
Drinking too much, getting stupid drunk
Crashin' in the ditch with my pickup truck
Cheating on the wife with her best friend
Here she comes, looking for revenge
Same thing you've heard in a hundred songs
Use the clichés, and you cain't go wrong






![Anti-Poopy Pills (A Song of Gratitude)
Some scatological humor -presented LEGO style- based on a problem we all can relate to. The whole thing started from a conversation where we were all thinking up things we wished existed. One person commented, Anti-diarrhea medication that worked in 5 minutes or less . Then we tried to think of names that would be passable, but elicit giggles from the cashiers, and Anti-Poopy Pills was one of them.
After I wrote the lyrics, I was having trouble composing music. Everything sounded like Rush, Metallica, etc. I didnt think my progressive rock/metal comfort zone was going to get the right vibe, so I ran it through Suno and tried various genres. Ska, to my surprise, hit just right. It sounds upbeat and happy. Turning the immature (but relatable) humor into a fun, bouncy song.
I woke up this morning with a rumble in my gut,
A feeling so familiar, yeah, it’s anything but fun.
I ran to the bathroom, faster than a racecar,
But then I saw salvation shining like a star.
Oh, my savior in a little white case,
You stop the storm, slow the race.
With you in my hand, I know I’ll survive,
You’re the reason I’m still alive!
Anti-poopy pills, you’re my rock and my thrill,
You take the chaos, and make it stand still!
When the world feels shaky, and I start to spill,
I pop you in, and I’m grateful still.
Oh, anti-poopy pills, you’re my hero today,
You keep the bathroom panic far, far away!
I used to fear every questionable bite,
Buffet lines always gave me fright.
But now I’m brave, I face the feast,
With you in my pocket, the panic has ceased!
Oh, my tiny capsule of relief,
You take away my lunchtime grief.
I eat what I want, I no longer dread,
Thanks to you, my trips are more... widespread.
Anti-poopy pills, you’re my rock and my thrill,
You take the chaos and make it stand still!
When the world feels shaky, and I start to spill,
I pop you in, and I’m grateful still.
Oh, anti-poopy pills, you’re my hero today,
You keep the bathroom panic far, far away!
No more holding my breath, no more bathroom dash,
You turn that tidal wave into a calm splash.
I bow to your power, your magical skill,
The world owes you everything, anti-poopy pill!
Anti-poopy pills, you’re my rock and my thrill,
You take the chaos, make it stand still!
When the world feels shaky, and I start to spill,
I pop you in, and I’m grateful still.
Oh, anti-poopy pills, you’re my hero today,
You keep the bathroom panic far, far away!
[Outro]
So here’s to you, my digestive knight,
For keeping my day (and my pants) alright.
Anti poopy pills, you’re more than just a friend,
With you by my side, the panic will end! Anti-Poopy Pills (A Song of Gratitude)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QKNGDnPuFZU/mqdefault.jpg)



