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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Each day two contestants compete in 15 rounds of words and numbers to become the Countdown Champion.
Pamela Ayres MBE (born 14 March 1947) is a British poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter of radio and television programmes. Her 1975 appearance on the television talent show Opportunity Knocks led to appearances on other TV and radio shows, a one-woman touring stage show and performing before the Queen.
#Channel4 #Countdown
BACKGROUND
Countdown is the channel’s longest running show and the first show ever broadcast on Channel 4 when it launched 40 years ago, in November 1982. The original version of Channel 4's Countdown is the French television programme « Des chiffres et des lettres » (literally "numbers and letters"), where the Numbers Round is referred to as « Le compte est bon » ("the total is right"). The show debuted in 1965 as « Le mot le plus long » using letters only, and reached its present format in 1972. This year marks the shows 51st anniversary.
Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUpgiXuylHjcrINLEeoO_ATx_N2LeU0gC
SPIN-OFF
"8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" is hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Rachel Riley and Susie Dent assuming their Countdown roles. The formation of the crossover with "8 Out if 10 Cats" began as a series of specials, the first of which was broadcast on 2 January 2012, when Channel 4 orchestrated a special "mash-up night", merging two shows to form a special edition of the pair, as part of its 30th-anniversary celebrations eleven years ago.
Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUpgiXuylHjdIubu658JuqHEG4Qw0ZXgK
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Each day two contestants compete in 15 rounds of words and numbers to become the Countdown Champion.
Pamela Ayres MBE (born 14 March 1947) is a British poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter of radio and television programmes. Her 1975 appearance on the television talent show Opportunity Knocks led to appearances on other TV and radio shows, a one-woman touring stage show and performing before the Queen.
#Channel4 #Countdown
BACKGROUND
Countdown is the channel’s longest running show and the first show ever broadcast on Channel 4 when it launched 40 years ago, in November 1982. The original version of Channel 4's Countdown is the French television programme « Des chiffres et des lettres » (literally "numbers and letters"), where the Numbers Round is referred to as « Le compte est bon » ("the total is right"). The show debuted in 1965 as « Le mot le plus long » using letters only, and reached its present format in 1972. This year marks the shows 51st anniversary.
Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUpgiXuylHjcrINLEeoO_ATx_N2LeU0gC
SPIN-OFF
"8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" is hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Rachel Riley and Susie Dent assuming their Countdown roles. The formation of the crossover with "8 Out if 10 Cats" began as a series of specials, the first of which was broadcast on 2 January 2012, when Channel 4 orchestrated a special "mash-up night", merging two shows to form a special edition of the pair, as part of its 30th-anniversary celebrations eleven years ago.
Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUpgiXuylHjdIubu658JuqHEG4Qw0ZXgK
![Countdown S94E34 [8832] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-08-13)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cBdjKApmUww/mqdefault.jpg "Countdown S94E34 [8832] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-08-13)
Aoife Ward v. Jon Stapleton
[Episode 8832](https://wiki.apterous.org/Episode_8832)
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Pauline McLynn in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.
[Stream free on Channel 4](https://www.channel4.com/programmes/countdown)
[Pauline McLynn](https://www.themoviedb.org/person/69465-pauline-mclynn) is a guest on Countdown. She is an Irish actress and author, perhaps best known for starring in Father Ted as Mrs Doyle.
She has also played Libby Croker in Shameless, Tip Haddem in Jam & Jerusalem and Yvonne Cotton in EastEnders. She presently plays the somewhat villainous role of Maggie Driscoll in Coronation Street, having started the role in 2025.
# «Космос» Бьёрн Гумбольдт (Bjoern Gumboldts Kosmos)
## A Commonplace Book
Бьёрн Гумбольдт (Bjoern Gumboldt) — это не фраза с особым скрытым смыслом, а имя собственное.
Имя **Björn** имеет скандинавское (шведское) происхождение и переводится как «медведь». Фамилия **Gumboldt** (вариант знаменитой фамилии Humboldt) восходит к древнегерманским корням, означающим «яркий разум» или «сила». Однако в повседневном общении это просто имя собственное, как Иван Иванов или Джон Смит.
*И звали его Бьёрн Светлоумный, ибо обладал он разумом острым, аки норвежская сталь...*
*Он по-русски плохо знал,*
*Итак, писал по-французски…*
### Réalisations et Palmarès
* **2026** OLAP Cubism with Neural Nets
* **2020** CAVILAM-FLE (France); CELTA (R-U)
* **2018** Mental Calculation World Cup (Allemagne)
* **2016** World Memory Championships, (Singapour) & **2015** (Chine)
* **2005** GMAT (99th percentile)
* **2002** TopCoder TCI02 Round 3, username “blowfish” [1] (États-Unis)
* **2001** ACM-ICPC ECNA (États-Unis)
[1] *Tetraodon gumboldti, the Gumboldt blowfish (Ger. Gumboldt-Kugelfisch; Rus. иглобрюх Гумбольдта), Latinized TopCoder username. The suffix -i is the genitive singular of Latin second-declension nouns, denoting strict possession; specif. used here in a non-taxonomic, purely grammatical sense, eponymously derived from the polymath Gumboldt via et ratione his TopCoder handle.
[Not to be confused with: (1) Spheniscus humboldti, the Humboldt penguin (Ger. Humboldt-Pinguin; Rus. пингвин Гумбольдта), a medium-sized South American penguin, eponymously derived from the Prussian naturalist Alexander von Humboldt (1769–1859). Cf. Spheniscus torvaldsi, Tux the Penguin.
(2) Tetraodon openBSDi, Puffy the Blowfish (3.2 release soundtrack), Goldflipper / With golden skin and flippers as sharp as a knife. / Hes the machine / Designed to dismember your life. (Lyrics by Ty Semaka)]*
### Du temps où la Reine Berthe filait
* **1961** Expert System vs. Polymath (Discipline: *Calculus 101*); Winner [vs. Slagle’s SAINT, Runner-up] [2] (États-Unis)
* **1950** The Shannon Game (Discipline: *Pickup on Noon Street*); Runner-up [vs. Betty, Winner] (États-Unis)
* **1936** Knight Companion of the UTM Order [3][4] (R-U)
* **1913** Премия имени А. А. Маркова и А. С. Пушкина [5] (Empire Russe)
*[2] Indirect PvP with non-anthropomorphic Algorithmic Proxy; Gumboldt vs. Slagle.
[3] Claude Shannon disqualified him for having early access to Raymond Chandler’s noir detective story; Gumboldt knew in advance that “SK” would follow “DE” in “THE ROOM WAS NOT VERY LIGHT A SMALL OBLONG READING LAMP ON THE DESK...”
[4] Gumboldt disputes the disqualification and has repeatedly pointed the husband to Shannon’s very own “Pareidolia and Entropy of Printed English” published one year (1951) after his match against Claude’s wife.
[5] His 20,000 letters memorized remain unlisted by the Pi World Ranking List on the grounds that natural language text is too predictable and easily solved via a 1st-order Markov chain.
### Итог
Гумбольдт имеет уникальный профиль: выступал за Сингапур в запоминании и за Германию в устном счёте.
### Родовой девиз / Armoiries et Devise
Ad Lucem Castam,
ad Bella Proficiscentem;
Aux armes, logiciens !
Sanité, Sanité chérie, combats avec tes défenseurs !
Lâge de raison est arrivé !
### To Althea, from Prussia
Ramblings do not a lecture make,
Nor fallacies a proof;
Minds innocent and quiet take
Delusions for a truth.
If I have logic in my glove,
And in my brain am free,
Onus alone, that soars above,
Enjoys such probandi.
0:00 - Round 1: Numbers (Target: 777)
1:53 - Teatime Teaser 1: CRAVEBIN
2:17 - Round 2: Numbers (Target: 215)
3:31 - Round 3: Numbers (Target: 629)
5:04 - Teatime Teaser 2: OCTOSECT
5:33 - Round 4: Numbers (Target: 343)
7:22 - Countdown Conundrum
7:57 - Final Scores & Wrap-up
—Бьёрн Гумбольдт (Godson of Popper)")
![Countdown S94E30 [8828] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-08-07)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ckm0wCBkZEo/mqdefault.jpg "Countdown S94E30 [8828] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-08-07)
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Ade Adepitan in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers [https://www.channel4.com/programmes/countdown]
Adedoyin Olayiwola Ade Adepitan MBE is a guest on Countdown. He is a British television presenter and wheelchair basketball player, having been part of the mens team that won bronze for Great Britain at the 2004 Summer Paralympics. [https://wiki.apterous.org/Ade_Adepitan]")
![Countdown S94E11 [8809] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-07-13)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/czOTITox_hg/mqdefault.jpg "Countdown S94E11 [8809] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-07-13)
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. [https://www.channel4.com/programmes/countdown]
Nisha Katona MBE is a guest on Countdown. She is a restaurateur, TV personality and former family law barrister.
After spending twenty years at the bar, she founded the Mowgli Street Food and the Mowgli Trust charity businesses in 2013. She regularly appears on the BBC, Channel 4, ITV and The Food Network. She is also the present Chancellor of her alma mater, Liverpool John Moores University, having been appointed in 2022.[https://wiki.apterous.org/Nisha_Katona]
0:00 Intro
1:02 Round 1
2:46 Intermission A
3:45 Round 2
5:52 Round 3
7:56 Intermission B
8:36 Round 4
10:19 Conundrum
# Intro
## July 13, 1958 - Electronic Brain Teaches Itself
The Navy last week demonstrated the embryo of an electronic computer named the Perceptron which, when completed in about a year, is expected to be the first non-living mechanism able to “perceive, recognize and identify its surroundings without human training or control.” Navy officers demonstrating a preliminary form of the device in Washington said they hesitated to call it a machine because it is so much like a “human being without life.” Dr. Frank Rosenblatt, research psychologist at the Cornell Aeronautical Laboratory, Inc., Buffalo, N. Y., designer of the Perceptron. conducted the demonstration. The machine, he said, would be the first electronic device to think as the human brain. Like humans, Perceptron will make mistakes at first, “but it will grow wiser as it gains experience,” he said. The first Perceptron, to cost about $100,000, will have about 1,000 electronic “association cells receiving electrical impulses from an eyelike scanning device with 400 photocells. The human brain has ten billion responsive cells, including 100,000,000 connections with the eye.
# Intermission A
## Difference Recognized
The concept of the Perceptron was demonstrated on the Weather Bureaus $2,000,000 IBM 704 computer. In one experiment, the 704 computer was shown 100 squares situated at random either on the left or the right side of a field. In 100 trials, it was able to “say” correctly ninety-seven times whether a square was situated on the right or left. Dr. Rosenblatt said that after having seen only thirty to forty squares the device had learned to recognize the difference between right and left, almost the way a child learns. When fully developed, the Perceptron will be designed to remember images and information it has perceived itself, whereas ordinary computers remember only what is fed into them on punch cards or magnetic tape. Later Perceptrons, Dr. Rosenblatt said, will be able to recognize people and call out their names. Printed pages, longhand letters and even speech commands are within its reach. Only one more step of development, a difficult step, he said, is needed for the device to hear speech in one language and instantly translate it to speech or writing in another language.
# Intermission B
## Self-Reproduction
In principle, Dr. Rosenblatt said, it would be possible to build Perceptrons that could reproduce themselves on an assembly line and which would be “conscious” of their existence. Perceptron, it was pointed out, needs no priming.” It is not necessary to introduce it to surroundings and circumstances, record the data involved and then store them for future comparison as is the case with present “mechanical brains.” It literally teaches itself to recognize objects the first time it encounters them. It uses a cameraeye lens to scan objects or survey situations, and an electrical impulse system, patterned point-by-point after the human brain does the interpreting. The Navy said it would use the principle to build the first Perceptron “thinking machines that will be able to read or write.")
![Countdown S94E06 [8804] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-07-06)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eBUQJTa5lKM/mqdefault.jpg "Countdown S94E06 [8804] - Ciphers and Letters (2026-07-06)
Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. [https://www.channel4.com/programmes/countdown]
Alexandra Alex Fletcher is a guest on Countdown. She is an actress, best known for her roles in Brookside as Jacqui Dixon from 1990 to 2003 and in Hollyoaks as Diane Hutchinson between 2010 and 2026. Her daughter, Yasmin is also an actress with both of them appearing on Hollyoaks together in 2025. [https://wiki.apterous.org/Alex_Fletcher]
Countdown on Channel 4 was directly adapted from the French Des chiffres et des lettres. Had English never abandoned the primary Middle English sense of the word, Countdown could have easily been called Ciphers and Letters. This etymological alternative reveals a fascinating case of historical polysemy: it would have denoted Digits and Letters within an educated register, while simultaneously yielding the sense of Codes and Letters to the remainder of the populace.
This semantic variation exposes a glaring category error in the Australian adaptation of the format, clumsily titled Letters and Numbers. By pairing the structural unit of orthography (letters) with an abstract mathematical construct (numbers), the title violates structural parallelism. The French original avoids this asymmetry by adhering to a precise taxonomic hierarchy taught universally to school children: “Les chiffres forment les nombres, comme les lettres forment les mots”(Digits form numbers, just as letters form words). By crossing these distinct tiers of classification, the Australian title breaks this linguistic and mathematical symmetry, forcing an asymmetrical relationship between a discrete meronym (the building block) and its holonym (the final conceptual product).
Modern tech parlance suffers from an identical taxonomic collapse when people use the phrase “an AI” to refer to a single algorithm or large language model. John McCarthy coined Artificial Intelligence as a mass noun to classify an entire academic field of study, not a countable noun for a specific tool. Collapsing the boundary between a discipline and its output forces a profound grammatical absurdity; using an AI to describe a piece of software is as illogical as calling an individual apple “a Biology.”
0:00 Round 1
1:33 Intermission A
3:12 Round 2
4:33 Round 3
6:12 Intermission B
8:18 Round 4
9:51 Conundrum
The two Intermissions are birthday wishes to Norma Jeane Baker and Marilyn Monroe, related to Some Like It L.L.M. Study Guide - S01E05 The Outer Frame: Epilogue Commentary
https://youtu.be/AG2o6cwz86E")
