Uploaded February 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I have been wanting to do this video for a while. If I am going to buy someone a new computer, I get to make a balloon.
Here are the Lyrics
Corky wanna be
Corky wanna be
Corky wanna be a thug
Hey I'm an actor
Going after
Them big booty bitches
But all I get is laughter
Laughter
That's what I'm after
Repeat chorus
I had a cabbie
But he wasn't happy
Got kicked out
'Cause I laughed when he whipped it out
Repeat Chorus and dance and spit
I may be down and out
But you want see me with a pout
I have a birds eye view
Looking down on all of you
(He actually claimed to have a birds eye view by the way it is in his video I Hate Work version 2. In that video he was responding to criticism from people who say he doesn't want a job. He then went on to describe himself as too high functioning. He has since removed the video.)
So why am I making fun of him? I am doing this video just for laughs as a way to let off steam. I know my other video that I posted today I am going to get a lot of flack for. I spent several hundred dollars of my YouTube paycheck buying him a laptop because he is moving to LA and chose not to bring the computer I bought him in 2009 with him. So this is the second computer I have bought for him. What is he going to do with it, continue to attack me and tell people what a horrible person I am.
If I am basically going to pay him to make accusations against me, then I feel I am entitled to this release. Now you may ask, what about my accusations of him? Well lets see, I have accused him of not wanting to work for a living, then I played his own video where he said just that. I have accused him of issuing a death threat on blogtv, and I played his own video. I am not going to address this issue again. Please see my video where I respond to his accusations regarding the death threat. youtube.com/watch?v=jwiAxOpzPCA Notice how his story changed. He now claims to never even referring to me in that blogtv session. Anyone remember his appology video that he posted last month. Someone has a copy. I want it and I will pay money for it.
His accusations keep getting more and more silly. First it was pedophilia, then rape, his latest is going on blogtv claiming I kicked him out when he would not perform sexual favors on me. Dude I have copies of the PMs you sent out in November.
I guess we are doomed to do this dance for the rest of our lives, but you now have the tools you need to work on your script some more.
I have been wanting to do this video for a while. If I am going to buy someone a new computer, I get to make a balloon.
Here are the Lyrics
Corky wanna be
Corky wanna be
Corky wanna be a thug
Hey I'm an actor
Going after
Them big booty bitches
But all I get is laughter
Laughter
That's what I'm after
Repeat chorus
I had a cabbie
But he wasn't happy
Got kicked out
'Cause I laughed when he whipped it out
Repeat Chorus and dance and spit
I may be down and out
But you want see me with a pout
I have a birds eye view
Looking down on all of you
(He actually claimed to have a birds eye view by the way it is in his video I Hate Work version 2. In that video he was responding to criticism from people who say he doesn't want a job. He then went on to describe himself as too high functioning. He has since removed the video.)
So why am I making fun of him? I am doing this video just for laughs as a way to let off steam. I know my other video that I posted today I am going to get a lot of flack for. I spent several hundred dollars of my YouTube paycheck buying him a laptop because he is moving to LA and chose not to bring the computer I bought him in 2009 with him. So this is the second computer I have bought for him. What is he going to do with it, continue to attack me and tell people what a horrible person I am.
If I am basically going to pay him to make accusations against me, then I feel I am entitled to this release. Now you may ask, what about my accusations of him? Well lets see, I have accused him of not wanting to work for a living, then I played his own video where he said just that. I have accused him of issuing a death threat on blogtv, and I played his own video. I am not going to address this issue again. Please see my video where I respond to his accusations regarding the death threat. youtube.com/watch?v=jwiAxOpzPCA Notice how his story changed. He now claims to never even referring to me in that blogtv session. Anyone remember his appology video that he posted last month. Someone has a copy. I want it and I will pay money for it.
His accusations keep getting more and more silly. First it was pedophilia, then rape, his latest is going on blogtv claiming I kicked him out when he would not perform sexual favors on me. Dude I have copies of the PMs you sent out in November.
I guess we are doomed to do this dance for the rest of our lives, but you now have the tools you need to work on your script some more.
