Uploaded September 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

If you're interested in reading more of Fernando and Gooseman's adventures, I've made a comic with them called Ultimate Street Yacht Battle here: greasymoose.com/comics/ultimatestreetyachtbattle/01.html

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Space Adventure Legend Quest - Team Stallion

When you see a lunatic on the #beach and you like the cut of his jib

Pleasure Island 4 - The Moist Chasm of Destiny

$Help! A goat ate my shorts! Five Dolla: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/five-dolla Goat Theme: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/help-a-goat-ate-my-shorts Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Support my cartoons on patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Lyrics: 5 dolla in my pocket so nice Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice @RisqueBisquet Cant afford juice chew ice in my car Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa @13menrollingdown Two plus two plus zero plus one I could buy a small fraction of a gun @Turnil321 5 dollars worth less every day Its the reptilians fault I say @SuperShadowGuard 5 bucks, not enough for artichoke Dont give a damn if I go broke @SlashBolt Its called inflation and its here to stay Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way @thisnameismine A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine @clownymoosebean Five dollars used to buy a footlong Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong @lonewanderer7926 Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop Im the boss of the dollar shop @thelegguy 5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket Not because hes dead, just because I care about him 5 dolla! 5 dolla! @lonewanderer7926 Every day I worked hard for this note Even though its not enough to fix my boat @lonewanderer7926 Such potential, what a time to be alive Strutting around with my dollars five @eldonhoffman855 Small change fills my pockets with elation Makes my moist groin subject to inflation @thelordandsaviourcattochri3539 My pockets feeling light, and you know Im down bad 5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad. Five dolla getting sadder and sadder Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder @cheesyboygouda Wont remember nothing from tonight Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right$

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