Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Kim's “Divide and Conquer” strategy has never looked so good.

Pirate TV, using sophisticated satellite intercept technology, monitors the TV broadcasts from within the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea.

0:00 Pirate TV Opening
0:23 Test Card with Creepy Music
2:37 North Korean National Anthem
4:17 Advanced AI Robotic Dude
4:36 Supreme Leader Kim II Sung Remembrance
6:15 Supreme Leader Kim Jong II Remembrance
7:39 YELLING GRANNY Says Hello!
8:00 Good Morning North Korea!
22:51 Kim's Divide and Conquer - YELLING GRANNY narrated
51:12 Workers Party Song
56:00 Kim's Weapons Factory Inspection - YELLING GRANNY narrated
1:07:41 Total Totalitarian Awesomeness Sing-along
1:13:11 Korean War in Retrospect Remembered
1:25:37 Song of our Utopia Land
1:28:33 NEWS Update
1:44:11 Weather Girl Reports
1:51:06 MOVIE TIME - Good Times
3:27:42 Bedtime Song with Kim
3:33:02 Sign-off Goodnight!