Uploaded October 2012 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago

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For the record, I like the movie as the brainless and quite faithful adaptation of the original stories that it quite clearly is, but in terms of actual craft, the Arnie movie is far superior, even if it's got nothing to do with Conan whatsoever.

Aka. People Holding Things in the Air While Screaming: The Movie