Uploaded January 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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I know the video in question is old, but to celebrate 5 years making videos, I decided to have a little fun and make a commentary on another one of these silly Windows Movie Maker videos about how to tell if you’re a "metal poser". I’m finding I really enjoy making commentary style videos, as I had a blast making this. And I also fixed the lighting problem from the previous video!

Also, if you need to pause to read any of the lengthy captions, I highly encourage you to do so.

Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=RG4xRlZ5ktg

My first video on this guy: youtube.com/watch?v=8axBkjE8xlk

Big Nick: youtube.com/user/renegadejuggalo

[Videos of mine I reference]
"Music I Like”: youtu.be/BScu4mTY-Vg
“Debunking the Metal is Sexist Theory” video I did with OfficialGATG: youtube.com/watch?v=9MjvpXe_u6w
“Why I Don’t Like a Lot of Death Metal”: youtube.com/watch?v=yiwqXk2Zvb8
“Metal Elitists: Ignoring Pop Music is Fine but Bashing Certain Music is Justified?”: youtube.com/watch?v=rO3lIJeChgQ
“Metal Fans Go Apeshit Over Justin Bieber Wearing a Metallica Shirt”: youtube.com/watch?v=G4EHmc794EA

[Alter Bridge songs I mention]
"Cry of Achilles": youtube.com/watch?v=obcgU-oLjnA
"Ties That Bind": youtube.com/watch?v=ZEjM_wF1VBA
"Farther Than the Sun": youtube.com/watch?v=rkFI4wil1QA
"Metalingus": youtube.com/watch?v=cI19ydvjJjs

[Clips sampled]
“Lie to My Face” by Carnifex: youtube.com/watch?v=TNxnXnBZ4cw
Scott Steiner “He’s Fat” clip: youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
“Dat Game Lula 3D” (Shady Corner “Consistency!” clip): youtube.com/watch?v=7nfXNatNi88
Mario Says No: youtube.com/watch?v=3SX3JnUhTaE
"Attack of the Strawman” by DoctorRandomercam: youtube.com/watch?v=0xhQJwoxGxU

►Intro made by: youtube.com/user/TheFrostReview
►Intro music made by: youtube.com/user/KevinBrowne86
►My facebook: facebook.com/RanterInShadesOfficial