Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago
Lame video from early 90's that showcases Commander Riker's complete ignorance of the Temporal Prime Directive, lame pitching skills (where was Billy Mays?), lack of concern for a understaffed Main Bridge, not to mention breaking the fourth wall by acknowledging the existence of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
Kidding aside, this video is all about "The Enterprise Solution," or "Main View," or some sort of lame product like that. The video, which is a 6 minute advert, shows Commander Riker altering the flow of history by selling a office worker, Harold, "The Enterprise Solution," a product for a early version of Microsoft Windows (Windows 3.1?) which will make airline flight scheduling swift and easy.
Looks like a bunch of Number Two you're hawking there, Number One.
Lame video from early 90's that showcases Commander Riker's complete ignorance of the Temporal Prime Directive, lame pitching skills (where was Billy Mays?), lack of concern for a understaffed Main Bridge, not to mention breaking the fourth wall by acknowledging the existence of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
Kidding aside, this video is all about "The Enterprise Solution," or "Main View," or some sort of lame product like that. The video, which is a 6 minute advert, shows Commander Riker altering the flow of history by selling a office worker, Harold, "The Enterprise Solution," a product for a early version of Microsoft Windows (Windows 3.1?) which will make airline flight scheduling swift and easy.
Looks like a bunch of Number Two you're hawking there, Number One.
