Uploaded July 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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A number of students are talking about the problems they have with English. Incredibly they do manage to understand each other... :-) A hilarious little sketch with huge potential both for the classroom and for presentations.
Taken from the series 'The Sketch Show UK"
Level: B2 -- C1 Topics: Language / Language Learning / Education / Learning difficulties
EXTENSION
Post-Listening: Watch What about you? What would you say is your greatest problem with the language? Walk around the class and share your problem (+ an example) with at least three other people.
Homework: [ Students write their problem (+ an example) on a post-it note and they give it to the teacher. The teacher distributes the notes at random to the various students. Each student has to write an e-mail suggesting ways for how their classmate can overcome their problem. Next time the post-it notes along with the e-mails can be put up on the wall and the students can walk around voting for which e-mail they think gives the best advice. ]
[A big ‘Thank You’ to my colleague Joanna Charalampous for suggesting these two activities after using the clip with her class. :-) ]
[NB: I do not own the copyright to this video clip. I have uploaded it here for educational purposes].
SCRIPT
B: Hey! Aren't we all on the same English course?
A: Oh yeah! How's it going?
B: Eer -- not bad. Except that I sometimes have trouble with my grammar, isn't it? * I mean, sometimes I perfect, but other times I don't, won't they? *
R: You see, I'm alright with my grammar. My problem is spilling. I can't spill to save my loaf... *
A: Yeah?
R: Yeah... After all I have a spell chock on my compluter. *
A: Well, you know, look at it this way 'You can lead a horse to the water, but you can't eat it too' -- you know what I'm saying? *
R: No, no, not really...
B: I... I think that she sometimes has trouble mixing metaphors, aren't she?
A: Yeah... Sorry guys I'm always crying over spilled chickens before they're hatched... *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: What's that like?
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: That's ok; I've got problem with my emPHAsis... *
A: Your emPHAsis?!?
G: Yes, my emPHAsis on different parts of the senTENces... * In my job that can cause a lot of awkWARDness... *
R: What do you do?
G: I'm a speech theRApist. *
R: A peach therapist that can't spike properly. * I'm surprised your boss hasn't sucked you... *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: Can I make a SUggestion? Why don't you purCHAse a dictioNAry? You'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment. * (she nods)
B: I tell you what -- why don't we try studying together, isn't it? How doesn't it next week sound, didn't we? How does it next week sound, didn't we?
R: Grave idea!
G: FaBUlous! *
A: Yeah, you give them an inch, it's worth two in the bush! *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got..... *
All: Shut up!!
B: ...isn't it? *
[ To download a free worksheet (+KEY, +Script) just click here: drive.google.com/file/d/0ByC3QwWZuGXdWjBRaXhuV243R1U/view?usp=sharing ]
A number of students are talking about the problems they have with English. Incredibly they do manage to understand each other... :-) A hilarious little sketch with huge potential both for the classroom and for presentations.
Taken from the series 'The Sketch Show UK"
Level: B2 -- C1 Topics: Language / Language Learning / Education / Learning difficulties
EXTENSION
Post-Listening: Watch What about you? What would you say is your greatest problem with the language? Walk around the class and share your problem (+ an example) with at least three other people.
Homework: [ Students write their problem (+ an example) on a post-it note and they give it to the teacher. The teacher distributes the notes at random to the various students. Each student has to write an e-mail suggesting ways for how their classmate can overcome their problem. Next time the post-it notes along with the e-mails can be put up on the wall and the students can walk around voting for which e-mail they think gives the best advice. ]
[A big ‘Thank You’ to my colleague Joanna Charalampous for suggesting these two activities after using the clip with her class. :-) ]
[NB: I do not own the copyright to this video clip. I have uploaded it here for educational purposes].
SCRIPT
B: Hey! Aren't we all on the same English course?
A: Oh yeah! How's it going?
B: Eer -- not bad. Except that I sometimes have trouble with my grammar, isn't it? * I mean, sometimes I perfect, but other times I don't, won't they? *
R: You see, I'm alright with my grammar. My problem is spilling. I can't spill to save my loaf... *
A: Yeah?
R: Yeah... After all I have a spell chock on my compluter. *
A: Well, you know, look at it this way 'You can lead a horse to the water, but you can't eat it too' -- you know what I'm saying? *
R: No, no, not really...
B: I... I think that she sometimes has trouble mixing metaphors, aren't she?
A: Yeah... Sorry guys I'm always crying over spilled chickens before they're hatched... *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: What's that like?
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: That's ok; I've got problem with my emPHAsis... *
A: Your emPHAsis?!?
G: Yes, my emPHAsis on different parts of the senTENces... * In my job that can cause a lot of awkWARDness... *
R: What do you do?
G: I'm a speech theRApist. *
R: A peach therapist that can't spike properly. * I'm surprised your boss hasn't sucked you... *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got a very small vocabulary. *
G: Can I make a SUggestion? Why don't you purCHAse a dictioNAry? You'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment. * (she nods)
B: I tell you what -- why don't we try studying together, isn't it? How doesn't it next week sound, didn't we? How does it next week sound, didn't we?
R: Grave idea!
G: FaBUlous! *
A: Yeah, you give them an inch, it's worth two in the bush! *
P: It's alright for you all; I've got..... *
All: Shut up!!
B: ...isn't it? *
![Psychology and ELT - One Minute Praisings
Generally speaking, I’m not a great fun of constantly praising people. Frequent praise tends to lose its value. Plus people realise that one does it ‘on principle’. This is different though. The idea is you catch people doing something good and praise them! In this way you kill 3 birds with one stone: i) you provide feedback (people want to know how they are doing); ii) people know it is real because you have linked praise with something they have done and iii) you can even label them (‘You did that so quickly; you must be very organised’) – the ‘label’ acts as a self-fulfilling prophecy and people try to live up to it! Dan Heath again….
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![Comedy for ELT - Homo Devis 3 [Tottenham]
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Scientists have recently discovered a new human (sub-)species. It’s called ‘Homo Devis’. Most of us plebs refer to them as ‘the super posh’ and ‘the filthy rich’, though people have been known to use other names as well… These people live differently, they think differently, they speak differently.
A brilliant comment on class stratification by the very talented Catherine Tate. Taken from the BBC TV Series ‘The Catherine Tate Show’. Level: C1 – C2 Topics: Rich – Poor / Class / Discrimination / Values.
[NB: I do not own the copyright to this audio clip. I have uploaded it here for educational purposes].
SCRIPT
A: And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green?
S: Oh mummy, I do enjoy our visits to Gillaume.
D: He really is the greatest ….charcutier (sic).... in London – if not the home counties!
M: (suddenly concerned) Good God in heaven above!
D: What is it?
M: I must have taken a wrong turning… We seem to have driven into a place called ‘Tottenham’! *
S: Mummy, look! What’s that?!? * Can we feed him?
M: No, if you do that he may follow us, so… *
S: Mummy, this is scary… I’m looking but everyone is wearing brogues! *
M: Calm down, we must remember the time when we were on safari in the Serengeti. * We keep the windows and doors locked, and don’t let the locals see the windscreen wipers moving, in case they try to rip them off… *
S: Mummy, look at this! (sign says ‘Iceland.co.uk’) *
M: Yes, I’ve heard of that; * I think they sell…
D: Sell what, mummy?
M: …frozen food… * Now try not to panic, but the traffic lights are red, and there’s a man standing next to them with a bucket of dirty water and a sponge… * Just smile and look out front. .... * (the man knocks on the windscreen) * Don’t look him in the eyes! He wants you to look him in the eyes, but you mustn’t! *
S: He’s going away – we did it!
D: I can’t wait to tell them at school – ‘My Day in Tottenham’… *
A: (the man splashes soapy water on the windscreen and they all scream) We’re all going to die!! ** Comedy for ELT - Homo Devis 3 [Tottenham]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ybkqUWw3i5o/mqdefault.jpg)

![Ads for ELT - A Story 5
A young American guy finds himself in Paris for study purposes. While having a coffee at a local café, a girl says something to him in French and his life changes completely…
There are numerous ways of using this ad with EL students, but I suppose the easiest is to just show them the ad and get them to write the story. If you want to make the activity even more interesting, stop at 00:43 and get the students to guess what the guy’s next search might be for… Simply brilliant!
[NB: I do not own the copyright to this video clip. I have only uploaded it here for educational purposes]. Ads for ELT - A Story 5](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zS_DyQ4g53k/mqdefault.jpg)
![Science - STEM and Gender Discrimination
Research has shown again and again that, on average, there is very little difference (if at all) between the two genders in terms of ability. So how come women are so underrepresented in STEM fields? Isn’t this an obvious case of systemic discrimination against women? The figures speak for themselves.... (but what do they say?)
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