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I'm the new co-host and bandleader on the fifth season of Comedy Bang! Bang! which premieres this June on IFC!
I'm the new co-host and bandleader on the fifth season of Comedy Bang! Bang! which premieres this June on IFC!
![Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert (4K Version)
“Virus Alert” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version
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[Verse 1]
Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning cause I found out this morning
Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an e-mail with the subject Stinky Cheese
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record Gigli
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! Its gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
[Verse 2]
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
Itll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
Itll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! Its gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while youre trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
Thats right, its a
[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[Bridge]
If you get infected, youll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[Outro]
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit Send right now!
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![Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life (HD Version)
“This Is The Life” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
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[Lyrics]
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtubs filled with Perrier
What can I say?
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when Im in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
Im an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life
They say that money corrupts you
But I cant really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think its pretty swell
I got women lined up outside my door
Theyve been waitin there since the week before
Who could ask for more?
This is the life
Youre dead for a real long time
You just cant prevent it
So if money cant buy happiness
I guess Ill have to rent it
Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life
I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell Im a living legend
Not some ordinary creep
No way, Im the boss, the Big Cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
I can do just what I please
This is the life
Thats right, Im the king, number one
I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure aint free
Its such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
This is the life
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