Comedian Vs Airplane @BGKumbi
Comedian Vs Airplane  @BGKumbi
Uploaded July 2019 | Updated September 2026, 57 minutes ago
Uh oh, the COMEDIAN is squaring off against the airline industry? Yeah this im guessing theres gonna be a few astute observations about to be made. Let the games begin

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What's the deal with airline food? That was the observation heard round the world, that fateful day when Seinfeld fired the first shot in this never-ending struggle between the airline industry and stand up comics. We will always be enemies. We, us comedians, we look at the airplane, we size up the situation, and we just riff. We just go. Full improv, Bill Murray style. Oh wow you got the little pack of peanuts thats hard to open? What are they hiding in there? The JE criminal records? Yeah its like JE hid all the papers that will lead to the arrest of the Hillary inside of one of those airline peanut packs... no one's ever getting in there. Speaking of J. Ep I hope to god thi isnt one of those billionaire flights and I end up on an island omewhere getting my face chopped off while Hillary and Huma dance around me in a mating ritual. IF Anthony Weiner i there? Forget it, all bets are off. He just be standing in the corner texting shirtless pics to teenage girls while everyone else i s doing weird stuff with pig blood and sacrificing children to buddah. Weiner is just like... guys, I just wanna send a couple texts here, I aint into all that. Kinda cringe bro. Man that would be so freaking cool though if Anthony Winer wanted to do some Sonic / Amy Rose RP with me. Its not actually gae to RP with another guy if one of you is pretending to be a girl. I would RP with Anthony Weiner anyway. The guy has such a way with words. I was honestly pitching about 3/4ths of a tent reading through those chatlogs. If those liars didnt come out and tattle on him, if those dirty liars didnt come out of the woodworks to destroy the reputation of a GOOD MAN, a GOOD and HONEST man, he could still be doing his thing. I want my chance at an texting session with Anthony Weiner and anyone has a problem with ok the video is done uploading im going to stop typing now. #Vidcon
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