Uploaded October 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Lyrics:
I think you’re an ignorant savage
but you've been so many places
I guess you’re really dumb
After all I cannot see
Why you’d give your gun to me
Weren’t you worried that I could shoot you?
Follow me ...

This branch was perfectly placed here
Let's zoom the camera out and see your boat
I name every rock and tree and creature
This one’s Claire, that’s Denise and my butterfly friends

Please do not kill Koda’s cousin
or the great spirits will probably smite you
If you knew the first thing about nature
You'd know that bears don’t usually live inside of trees

And what the hell is a blue corn moon anyway?
And why’s there a grinning bobcat in the sky?
You are looking in the wrong direction
Have you ever done the hula in the sky?
Jump off the cliff and I’ll teach you to fly

Suddenly we’re running through a forest
We're making friends with Bambi and his mom
Come roll in all the feces all around you
And please stop looking at my boobs

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
I have a pretty fucked up family tree
And we are all connected to each other
The circle of life, I stole it from the Lion King

How high is the sycamore tree?
If you measure it, you will finally know

And let’s reenact the Lion King on this rock
Where is that bear cub from before?
Why can’t you hear the voices in my head?
An eagle is about to attack you

You can try to flirt with me
but in the sequel you'll see
that I never cared for you after all