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And yet one more song, parodying one of my ultimate heroes in music.

This pretty much represents a typical brony's quest to determine their favorite pony, I guess.

As usual, all instruments and voices performed by me, and lyrics written by myself. Music written by Weird Al Yankovic.

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LYRICS:

Rainbow Dash was her name
She could fly faster than a plane
Her sonic rainboom amazed me and saved her friend
And after that I never was the same

And I loved her even more
Than Applejack loved to her apple trees
She was funny, she was awesome
Yeah, she was the only pony I could see

Except she was always acting like a total jerk
Even when she was around her friends
And I know some bronies put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't imagine why

And I told her, I said
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't think we are!
You're close!
But no cigar!"

Then I met Rarity
More beautiful than you and me
Had a better-looking mane than anyone
Yes she was pretty much best pony

And I was crazy like Twilight about her
She got me madly in love just like Spike
She had a voice so incredibly splendid
You'd actually listen to her when she whines

I thought after all these weeks of searching around
I'd found my favorite, finally
But one day I realized she didn't represent well
Her element of harmony

Oh, no! I said
"Hey! Are we writing fanfics, darling?
No I don't think we are!
You're close!
But no cigar!"

Pinkie Pie loved to party
She was just as random as one can be
She had me laughing like crazy everytime she was there
She was the cutest thing I'd ever seen

And she was everything I'd dreamed of
She moved right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she could break the fourth wall
And give a headache to any physicist.

Yeah, she was so random she made the Internet
Look like a safe and boring place
And then one day I read a story with her and Rainbow Dash
And it actually made a bit of sense.

I said
"Hey! Are we making toys from the show?
No I don't think we are!
You're close!
But no cigar!"