Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
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The RiffTrax Pantheon is filled with hubristic auteurs who thought that they could write, produce, direct, and star in their own movies, despite the fact that they were previously software salesmen, architects, or miscellaneous. And now with Champagne and Bullets, we are pleased to welcome attorney John De Hart to this illustrious club. As a welcome gift, please accept fifty shares of NCT Software and a complimentary Doggy belly rub.
What sets Champagne and Bullets apart is that De Hart also performs most of the soundtrack with the energy of someone who got kicked out of a karaoke bar for disgracing Neil Diamond’s good name, only to get kicked out again a few songs later when they attempt to perform “I Am I Said” wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses. During his signature song, “Shimmy Slide,” De Hart’s facial expression is “They are holding my dog at gunpoint,” resulting in the most uncomfortable musical performance since John Daker.
Every hero needs a wingman, and De Hart took it literally, casting Wings Hauser as his best buddy. Wings appears to have had a great time on set, in the same sense that Carrie Fisher was having a great time on the set of The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Together, they will work to bust a Satanic cult that is led by their former partner (and you thought your co-workers sucked!) This cult is up to some really evil stuff, including sacrificing babies and financing movies starring trial attorneys who have no business singing. It starts to get personal when John’s true love reveals that she escaped from the cult, and the cult wants her back. We’d have taken it personally once they revealed the baby sacrificing, but hey, that’s just us.
Also known as GetEven, Champagne and Bullets isn’t just a wildly inappropriate bridal shower theme. It’s the newest classic RiffTrax featuring Mike, Kevin, and Bill!Subscribe for more: rifftrax.com/YouTube
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Get the riff here: rifftrax.com/champagne-and-bullets
The RiffTrax Pantheon is filled with hubristic auteurs who thought that they could write, produce, direct, and star in their own movies, despite the fact that they were previously software salesmen, architects, or miscellaneous. And now with Champagne and Bullets, we are pleased to welcome attorney John De Hart to this illustrious club. As a welcome gift, please accept fifty shares of NCT Software and a complimentary Doggy belly rub.
What sets Champagne and Bullets apart is that De Hart also performs most of the soundtrack with the energy of someone who got kicked out of a karaoke bar for disgracing Neil Diamond’s good name, only to get kicked out again a few songs later when they attempt to perform “I Am I Said” wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses. During his signature song, “Shimmy Slide,” De Hart’s facial expression is “They are holding my dog at gunpoint,” resulting in the most uncomfortable musical performance since John Daker.
Every hero needs a wingman, and De Hart took it literally, casting Wings Hauser as his best buddy. Wings appears to have had a great time on set, in the same sense that Carrie Fisher was having a great time on the set of The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Together, they will work to bust a Satanic cult that is led by their former partner (and you thought your co-workers sucked!) This cult is up to some really evil stuff, including sacrificing babies and financing movies starring trial attorneys who have no business singing. It starts to get personal when John’s true love reveals that she escaped from the cult, and the cult wants her back. We’d have taken it personally once they revealed the baby sacrificing, but hey, that’s just us.
Also known as GetEven, Champagne and Bullets isn’t just a wildly inappropriate bridal shower theme. It’s the newest classic RiffTrax featuring Mike, Kevin, and Bill!Subscribe for more: rifftrax.com/YouTube
Watch full movies from RiffTrax: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4w3x0hXQwFh826DIW8mFrDYTdzF0XvOp
Watch movies explained by RiffTrax: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4w3x0hXQwFj2NmZ2IhDZJwoEsU2HoCTP
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