Uploaded April 2012 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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26/04/2009 - 26/04/2012

Okay, here is some more goofy crap. The actual video starts at: 3:18

This is the last one with real life content for a while now. I promise. It was way to hard resisting doing that. Haha!

The whole first part is like a big blooper collection itself:

0:01 - 0:15 - The receiver of my phone (to the very left) is not on-hook because my workplace called me in a hourly cycle. As long as they keep saying we "are enough people" and "We don't need to employ more" I won't answer these calls on my day off.
0:02 - Failed to cut properly, seeing myself raising the arm to hit the shutter of the camera to stop recording.
0:03 - This was going to be out taken. After like 5 serious attempts I totally freaked out like on caffeine to "reset" myself. Funny enough, I let it where it was.
* The noisemaker thingy is pink, with blonde princesses on it, reading "Sweet little princess". The "male" ones (with pirates on it, ARRR!) were sold out, so I eventually bought these.
0:14 - Had to think how old my account became. Because the numer "three" is too hard to memorize.
0:25 - Because I have no tripod (yet), I put a two-step-ladder ontop of my coffee desk. Reflex cameras consists of
like 50% the actual device and 50% objective, it points some degrees down. In order to to focus me / the computer in the background and not
my balls, I put a few tissue papers below till I found the right angle.
1:25 - A subtle cut. Failed to spell correctly.
1:28 - The video should've kept playing. After a few minutes of idling, my computer booted me to the login screen for safety reasons. I was pretty surprised, as you can see.
1:55 - The fridge scene. Man, I ever wanted to do something like that. It's somewhat random.
2:18 - Continuity: I was so surprised to find that old mousee (or "Pudding", lol) that I put the coke back where I picked it up instead of taking
it with me.
2:20 - I ate some chocolate while raging at...err..playing League of Legends. Some chunks fell on my jogging pants and eventually melted. In real, it looks like small sprinkles of diarrhea. Luckily it's not seen in the clip.
2:30 - In order to keep that scene short, that sip was way too quick. I've almost spit coke all over the place. It was so close and I am lucky to prevent the human reflex of coughing (a bit of fizzing coke went down my airtube while pumping out "CHEERS")

As said, don't take that too serious. I had much fun doing that. Of course, it sucks big times, the last time I felt that level of embarrassment when the photographs of me taken on the graduation trip to Rimini, Italy, where shown in front of an audience of 250 people...

Some of the scenes here were so gay I actually wanted to re-do them. But the camera's accu was about to die, displaying some aggressively red battery icon, so I was like: Screw that.