Uploaded June 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Dracula upon seeing the now long-abandoned prisons of castlevania, a lava-filled hellscape littered with the bones of literally billions of victims.

"wow, I was a dick back in the day."

*shuffles uneasily*

"WELP!! TIME TO GO GET MY EVIL POWERS THAT I USED TO KILL BILLIONS WITH!!"

*later, while confronted with the chupacabras*

"this is karma isn't it?"

*kicks chupa*

"YES IT IS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!!"

-this level in a nuthshell