H8FULT8 | CartoonZ II: The Tailsexual @H8FULT8 | Uploaded February 2019 | Updated October 2024, 3 hours ago.
Today, I’ll be telling you of Melotta and Tails, the Millenial’s incarnation of Jekyll and Hyde. They say that the strength of one’s own genes is the willingness of the father to be the first one to carry the child when they come into this world. Unfortunately for our hero, not only did his daddy miss the catch but the poor bastard landed on his head as a baby, slid across the the hospital floor fell on every step and continued out into the parking lot with good old dad followed close behind. Now, I have no confirmed reports on these accounts, but this is the only conclusion I could reach to prepare all of you for this autism that is to come. This creature of dwells fermenting wasting our food and air with his existence.