Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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My wife and I sat down (and then I stood up in my wedding suit) to discuss whether cars are stupid. We agree they are. We disagree on what to replace them with. She has a better idea than me. It involves turtle shells.
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00:00 - Intro
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01:11 - Reason 2
02:34 - Reason 3
05:46 - Reason 4
08:12 - Reason 5
09:42 - Post Thoughts
12:18 - Outro