Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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It's not really a speedrun, and certainly not in any serious context, but this game is something of an endless joke for some of us and by some miracle also winds up being very short.

So of course this shit happened.

Jesus god almighty this game has some of the worst hit detection imaginable, but at least it works both ways with that 'feature'; at times you'll go to jump on an enemy only to take damage yourself, then you'll find yourself killing foes by leaping into them side-on. How does this work? Why does this work?

Who gives a fuck?

Game's awful. Not the absolute worst in the SNES library but definitely far from being anything close to good. And that music! Fucking hell!

(I tried to get the CHECK YOU FEET message to appear but even by the fifth attempt it wasn't happening so I just gave up on that and finished the game instead. Oh well.)