Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Thought a night out with the boys was harmless? Think again. My Cape Verdean girlfriend had other plans, involving my Jordans and a one-way ticket to Cape Verde. Lesson learned: don't mess with the drip. #BoyfriendProblems #RelationshipHumor #CapeVerde #Jordans #Funny