Uploaded April 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
This rubber ducky video is meant as a spoof of the famous "Miss Teen South Carolina" video when she was asked about the World map. I hope my joke works for you. Bonus clip at the end from an old Canadian TV show. - Transcript of my video: GNOME: "Recent polls have shown, that one fifth of rubber duckies can't locate the tea spoon on a pizza plate. Why do you think this is...?" - PLAYMATE DUCKY: "Uh, I personally believe, that, uh, one fifth of rubber duckies, uh, is unable to do so, because, uh, because... the tea spoon does not belong on a pizza plate. It belongs...on a... tea saucer." - QUEEN DUCKY: "And that's perfectly alright, my dear. It's the royal answer. You win!" - PLAYMATE DUCKY: "oh, your majesty!" (kiss)
This rubber ducky video is meant as a spoof of the famous "Miss Teen South Carolina" video when she was asked about the World map. I hope my joke works for you. Bonus clip at the end from an old Canadian TV show. - Transcript of my video: GNOME: "Recent polls have shown, that one fifth of rubber duckies can't locate the tea spoon on a pizza plate. Why do you think this is...?" - PLAYMATE DUCKY: "Uh, I personally believe, that, uh, one fifth of rubber duckies, uh, is unable to do so, because, uh, because... the tea spoon does not belong on a pizza plate. It belongs...on a... tea saucer." - QUEEN DUCKY: "And that's perfectly alright, my dear. It's the royal answer. You win!" - PLAYMATE DUCKY: "oh, your majesty!" (kiss)
