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In this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas get absolute WILD taking a dive into the medieval mind of St. Thomas Aquinas—the ultimate "Dumb Ox" who completely changed the game of Christian theology!
We’re breaking down how Tommy A took ancient pagan philosophy from Aristotle and remixed it to create his famous Five Proofs of God (the Quinque Viae). Is God real or is it just pure character? We break down the "Unmoved Mover," primary causes, and why taking pagan logic to prove the Catholic Almighty had the medieval church losing its mind. It’s a full-blown situation, cuz!
Expect unhinged tangents, medieval hot takes, and two cuzzie-wuzzies trying to understand metaphysics without losing their last brain cells. Make sure to hit SUBSCRIBE, like the video, and drop a comment below—are you an Aristotelian or are you just WILD?!
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In this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas get absolute WILD taking a dive into the medieval mind of St. Thomas Aquinas—the ultimate "Dumb Ox" who completely changed the game of Christian theology!
We’re breaking down how Tommy A took ancient pagan philosophy from Aristotle and remixed it to create his famous Five Proofs of God (the Quinque Viae). Is God real or is it just pure character? We break down the "Unmoved Mover," primary causes, and why taking pagan logic to prove the Catholic Almighty had the medieval church losing its mind. It’s a full-blown situation, cuz!
Expect unhinged tangents, medieval hot takes, and two cuzzie-wuzzies trying to understand metaphysics without losing their last brain cells. Make sure to hit SUBSCRIBE, like the video, and drop a comment below—are you an Aristotelian or are you just WILD?!
#HistoryHyenas #ThomasAquinas #Aristotle #Philosophy #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #Podcast
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