Uploaded April 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Original Song: Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid
Parody idea by: Symari

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This parody took all of 2 and a half hours to complete. From reading Symari's in-game message, to lyric writing, to instrumental hunting, to recording, this is probably the fastest and easiest parody I've ever had the pleasure of working on. Thank you so much, Symari, for breaking my writer's block!

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There you see her
With a nameplate all in red
No one on your team is dead
But you're filled with so much rage.
Don't need no excuse
Dying to let loose
You wanna camp the mage.

Yes, you want her.
Nothing else that she can do.
Her rez timer says "Minutes: 2"
Until next time you engage.
She's got back up now
Could still take her down...
Go on and camp the mage.

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Looks like she's gonna die
Because you camped the mage.
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad
Level 1s call you bad
Because you camped the mage

Now's your moment
In another random queue.
Zone in to Temple of Kotmogu
And now it's your favorite stage!
You see her again
Let the fun begin
You're gonna CAMP THE MAGE!

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
Everybody's geared
So you can camp the mage
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Team's winning anyhow
Keep on and camp the mage!
Sha la la la la la
Run along
Listen to de song
The song say: CAMP THE MAAAAAAGE
Sha la la la la la
Music play
Do what de music say
YOU WANT TO CAMP THE MAGE AJDKSL;ALGHFJJKGH