Uploaded January 2010 | Updated September 2026, 58 minutes ago
This is one of the many stupid Call of Duty raps out there.
White boy rapping at its finest...but not really. Another friend did the drums, I played all the guitar parts.
Guitar parts were played through a Vox ToneLab ST on a Schecter Ultra III. The drums are an old Pearl kit and were recorded with Samson condenser mics. Cymbals are PST5's and Saluda Nemesis 16" crash and 10" splash. Song was recorded and mixed in Digital Performer 5 and video was done in iMovie 09 on a Macbook. Crank it up for maximum auditory pleasure!
The ROUS reference is from The Princess Bride, in case you're not cool enough to know that...
Lyrics
First things first we gotta hit the fishin' hole...
-- Oh man you know I forgot to pack my fishing pole
Oh don't you worry baby, it ain't nuthin' but a thang.
I got a heartbeat sensor and a case of flashbangs.
We'll head up to tha house and fry 'em up before the game
-- oh man yo old lady know her cookin's insane
Sweet tea, mashed potatuhs, turnip greens and pound cake
-- I'll stop by the store and pick us up some paper plates
Then we'll slip down to the barn and we gone shoot some neutra rats
-- Are they really gettin' bad?
Oh man they scare my biggest cats!
They chewin' up the wires in my power sub-station
-- like rodents of unusual size?
ROUS invasion!
Ohhhhhhhh
ROUS invasion
--such a bad infestation
in my power substation
So get your prestigious self down here and put yo feet under my table
---You know I'm gonna be there just as soon as I am able
--I'm trying to fly this plane but this flight manual is so wordy!
Just handle that thing like an AC-130!
If you clear that airspace you could be here by tonight
--Just watch up in the sky for a very bright light
If you land it by eleven tell ya what we gonna do
after wifey goes to bed we'll rock some Modern Warfare 2!
This is one of the many stupid Call of Duty raps out there.
White boy rapping at its finest...but not really. Another friend did the drums, I played all the guitar parts.
Guitar parts were played through a Vox ToneLab ST on a Schecter Ultra III. The drums are an old Pearl kit and were recorded with Samson condenser mics. Cymbals are PST5's and Saluda Nemesis 16" crash and 10" splash. Song was recorded and mixed in Digital Performer 5 and video was done in iMovie 09 on a Macbook. Crank it up for maximum auditory pleasure!
The ROUS reference is from The Princess Bride, in case you're not cool enough to know that...
Lyrics
First things first we gotta hit the fishin' hole...
-- Oh man you know I forgot to pack my fishing pole
Oh don't you worry baby, it ain't nuthin' but a thang.
I got a heartbeat sensor and a case of flashbangs.
We'll head up to tha house and fry 'em up before the game
-- oh man yo old lady know her cookin's insane
Sweet tea, mashed potatuhs, turnip greens and pound cake
-- I'll stop by the store and pick us up some paper plates
Then we'll slip down to the barn and we gone shoot some neutra rats
-- Are they really gettin' bad?
Oh man they scare my biggest cats!
They chewin' up the wires in my power sub-station
-- like rodents of unusual size?
ROUS invasion!
Ohhhhhhhh
ROUS invasion
--such a bad infestation
in my power substation
So get your prestigious self down here and put yo feet under my table
---You know I'm gonna be there just as soon as I am able
--I'm trying to fly this plane but this flight manual is so wordy!
Just handle that thing like an AC-130!
If you clear that airspace you could be here by tonight
--Just watch up in the sky for a very bright light
If you land it by eleven tell ya what we gonna do
after wifey goes to bed we'll rock some Modern Warfare 2!
