Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music by: SUNO.ai
Vocals by: @Texas_Redneck
Mixing & Mastering by: Max Kranich
Don't know about you, but I stopped playing after Ghosts. That was the last installment I finished.
Special thanks to Texas Redneck for his outstanding vocal performance.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Back in the day, we stormed the breach
With Price, his ‘stache, and gravel speech
AC-130, raining fire
Men of war, not men in spandex attire
Echoes of boots on desert sand
Ramirez took the whole command
A soldier’s tale, a battle cry
Now there's ponies dropping from the sky
[Chorus]
Where did the war go?
Why’s there glitter in my gun?
We used to fight for country — now it’s battle passes, fun!
Soap never wore no neon pink — what the hell is this thing?
Call of Duty died, and all we got was skins and bling
[Verse 2]
I miss the days of black and green
Of night-vision scopes and laser beams
Now Barbie’s armed with RPGs
And Minaj is teabagging me?!
I don’t need rainbow tracer rounds
I want the sound of chopper downs
Not TikTok dances mid-firefight
We’ve swapped the war for cosplay nights
[Chorus]
Where did the grit go?
Where’s the heart and heavy smoke?
Now it’s unicorns and anime — is this some kinda joke?
Captain Price just rolled his eyes and dropped his bleeding cigar
Now they sell his soul in bundles with a My Little Car
[Bridge – Spoken, gritty voice like Price]
"Soap, remember when war meant something?
Bloody boots, not bunny suits... bloody hell."
[Verse 3 – heavier guitars]
We’ve lost the fight, but won the store
Buy your pride in outfits galore
A soldier’s grave, now pay-to-play
They patch the soul out every day
[Final Chorus – shout-along style]
Where did the war go?
Why’s there glitter in my gun?
We used to earn our stripes — now it’s all just pay-to-fun!
No more heroes, just cosmetics and a grindy little ring
Call of Duty’s dead — long live the battle skin!
[Outro – spoken, radio, fading, sarcastic tone]
"Drop it like it's hot... with a tactical unicorn..."
"Ramirez, buy the battle pass..."
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music by: SUNO.ai
Vocals by: @Texas_Redneck
Mixing & Mastering by: Max Kranich
Don't know about you, but I stopped playing after Ghosts. That was the last installment I finished.
Special thanks to Texas Redneck for his outstanding vocal performance.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Back in the day, we stormed the breach
With Price, his ‘stache, and gravel speech
AC-130, raining fire
Men of war, not men in spandex attire
Echoes of boots on desert sand
Ramirez took the whole command
A soldier’s tale, a battle cry
Now there's ponies dropping from the sky
[Chorus]
Where did the war go?
Why’s there glitter in my gun?
We used to fight for country — now it’s battle passes, fun!
Soap never wore no neon pink — what the hell is this thing?
Call of Duty died, and all we got was skins and bling
[Verse 2]
I miss the days of black and green
Of night-vision scopes and laser beams
Now Barbie’s armed with RPGs
And Minaj is teabagging me?!
I don’t need rainbow tracer rounds
I want the sound of chopper downs
Not TikTok dances mid-firefight
We’ve swapped the war for cosplay nights
[Chorus]
Where did the grit go?
Where’s the heart and heavy smoke?
Now it’s unicorns and anime — is this some kinda joke?
Captain Price just rolled his eyes and dropped his bleeding cigar
Now they sell his soul in bundles with a My Little Car
[Bridge – Spoken, gritty voice like Price]
"Soap, remember when war meant something?
Bloody boots, not bunny suits... bloody hell."
[Verse 3 – heavier guitars]
We’ve lost the fight, but won the store
Buy your pride in outfits galore
A soldier’s grave, now pay-to-play
They patch the soul out every day
[Final Chorus – shout-along style]
Where did the war go?
Why’s there glitter in my gun?
We used to earn our stripes — now it’s all just pay-to-fun!
No more heroes, just cosmetics and a grindy little ring
Call of Duty’s dead — long live the battle skin!
[Outro – spoken, radio, fading, sarcastic tone]
"Drop it like it's hot... with a tactical unicorn..."
"Ramirez, buy the battle pass..."
