Uploaded November 2020 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Cactus cactus cactus. Cactus cactus, cactus CACTUS! Subscribe!
Parodies: youtube.com/watch?v=6KkTxIdKFVU&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfY0mTjTf97DGmgQuTX18Z-m
3 Minute Tutorials Playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=XAtj-dslMns&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfb2MkCj6WQgVss6P8Sqfhf_
Symmetria SMP: youtube.com/watch?v=YY1vQh02Rpo&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfaT04yeft8F2L9SGZmNlCEF
Lyrics:
Chorus:
Oh, Asking me
BD, BD what you farming G cop that Oh
Cactus green, 53 chests of that prickly drop that
Oh, farm cactus
stone, sand, place it down with cactus aye
Oh, farm cactus
pro strat, drop this, down with cactus
All this cactus
drop straight after render
thousand, per tick
yeah Backdraft, Minecraft genius
cactus I deliver
mega, peep this
might dye all my shulkers
fill it, break it
blocks, blocks everywhere
they're dropping, popping
quad farm call it mini project
build big, blast blast with TNT
over-killing, like an end crystal to a zombie
gimme gimme gimme some
prickly sticklies stab your face
health was full no you got none
low light levels no no son
lost your armor better run
big explosion, no saddam
prickly, prickly, prickly uh
Clicking place a thousand cactus, got pain in my carpal
proper posture thoughtful
should probly drop my chair low
micro farm is too slow
drop 10k per min doh
farm fills up the whole window
play my favorite temp0
chorus x1
Hold up, wiatch!
Oh you want some more
Translation: Quiero conrete verde ahora
si te gusta alza los manos
hermanas y los hermanos
el tinte lima lo hago
y tinte cian, let's get it
nights hear hiss gotta light like this
sword in my hand and I fight like this
and I'm more than a steve I'm a god
witch touche en garde
down I drop as the cactus pops
out of rockets oh nah
and when you hear (OHUH, OHUH, OHUH, OHUH)
oops I got one heart
I want some more cactus
farming more of it, build bogus
cactus-aholic is my diagnosis, my focus
and now this witch is dropping all her potions, my motion
is slowed down down down
Ok cactus gonna kill this witch, I'm shameless I blame this on lag
swipe, swipe, swipe grab her head
hang it in my bedroom, hag
should've known better
try to steal my cactus, I'll make you a little deader
double chests I got 105
perfect placement engineering ah
Chorus x1
#minecraft #parody #collardgreens
Cactus cactus cactus. Cactus cactus, cactus CACTUS! Subscribe!
Parodies: youtube.com/watch?v=6KkTxIdKFVU&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfY0mTjTf97DGmgQuTX18Z-m
3 Minute Tutorials Playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=XAtj-dslMns&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfb2MkCj6WQgVss6P8Sqfhf_
Symmetria SMP: youtube.com/watch?v=YY1vQh02Rpo&list=PLbwUvcrWBCfaT04yeft8F2L9SGZmNlCEF
Lyrics:
Chorus:
Oh, Asking me
BD, BD what you farming G cop that Oh
Cactus green, 53 chests of that prickly drop that
Oh, farm cactus
stone, sand, place it down with cactus aye
Oh, farm cactus
pro strat, drop this, down with cactus
All this cactus
drop straight after render
thousand, per tick
yeah Backdraft, Minecraft genius
cactus I deliver
mega, peep this
might dye all my shulkers
fill it, break it
blocks, blocks everywhere
they're dropping, popping
quad farm call it mini project
build big, blast blast with TNT
over-killing, like an end crystal to a zombie
gimme gimme gimme some
prickly sticklies stab your face
health was full no you got none
low light levels no no son
lost your armor better run
big explosion, no saddam
prickly, prickly, prickly uh
Clicking place a thousand cactus, got pain in my carpal
proper posture thoughtful
should probly drop my chair low
micro farm is too slow
drop 10k per min doh
farm fills up the whole window
play my favorite temp0
chorus x1
Hold up, wiatch!
Oh you want some more
Translation: Quiero conrete verde ahora
si te gusta alza los manos
hermanas y los hermanos
el tinte lima lo hago
y tinte cian, let's get it
nights hear hiss gotta light like this
sword in my hand and I fight like this
and I'm more than a steve I'm a god
witch touche en garde
down I drop as the cactus pops
out of rockets oh nah
and when you hear (OHUH, OHUH, OHUH, OHUH)
oops I got one heart
I want some more cactus
farming more of it, build bogus
cactus-aholic is my diagnosis, my focus
and now this witch is dropping all her potions, my motion
is slowed down down down
Ok cactus gonna kill this witch, I'm shameless I blame this on lag
swipe, swipe, swipe grab her head
hang it in my bedroom, hag
should've known better
try to steal my cactus, I'll make you a little deader
double chests I got 105
perfect placement engineering ah
Chorus x1
#minecraft #parody #collardgreens
