Sis RPG - Big-Bust Brawl vgperson 2018-10-14 | Remember to like and subscribe.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33942996All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Extremely Filthy, Incredibly Erotic vgperson 2017-12-07 | GO VOTEI guess I should say that, when Kuniko makes jokes about stuff like this, you should keep in mind she's Japanese and has an outside perspective. She's the Mad Genius of Kawagoe, not wherever else.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32354612All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Invasion of Lolimandy! vgperson 2017-12-06 | But at the same time, it's frightening.Unbelievably, Kuniko Takahashi returns! *hears a chorus of YAMETE KUREEEEE* Kukuku... Just what I WANTEEEEED!"Zagadu" is based on "Sakado," but with each character getting a voiced mark added, and changing "do" (pronounced like dough) to "du." Not as immediately obvious in English.As advertised at the end, here's the first Sis RPG to be playable online! It's primarily an action game (if you've watched enough Sis RPGs, you know the type) with only a little dialogue, but still.http://vgperson.com/games/triple(Note that my site isn't the fastest, so at least for me, the sounds and images load in smoother on the original site. So if you don't mind playing in Japanese...)game.nicovideo.jp/atsumaru/games/gm5149Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32314532All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Kasane Teto - See You in the Silent Sea (静かの海で逢いましょう) vgperson 2017-10-16 | It's just a hop, skip, and launch away.A song and PV by Monosenbei for Teto Day (October 10th).Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32074544Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=inthesilentsea
All To Get Her - Trailer vgperson 2017-08-12 | I'm gonna be the Goddess when I grow up!The release trailer for my (vgperson's) new game, All To Get Her! To be very brief, it's a puzzle-platformer where you control two characters, with an option for local co-op, and an unlockable level editor. You can buy it now on itch.io!vgperson.itch.io/all-to-get-her
Sis RPG - Sexy Panties Knight vgperson 2017-03-07 | The former Presidents... HAVE BEEN ANGERED!(As a reminder, this was originally uploaded back in June 2011.)Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14858475All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Pervy Agent Ickgyver vgperson 2017-03-07 | I didn't think shampooing a cat... would have been such a hassle!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm16226253All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Moe Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Eros vgperson 2017-03-07 | A housecat's job is to eat and sleep! So... Time to get to work!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13799835All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Erobian Nights vgperson 2017-03-07 | Cloud computing means...!This is the last Sis RPG posted to date, from February 16th, 2015. Kuniko Takahashi may never return again... but she'll always be there in our hearts.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25587947All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Sexy Winter Vacation vgperson 2017-03-07 | God only knows what it'll be!This one came after Kuniko's longest break, 3 years and 2 months after Pervy Agent Ickgyver. As I recall, it was playable at one of the NicoNico Indie Games Festivals, which may be the first time other people have actually played a Sis RPG.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25451477All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Moe Moe Maid RPG vgperson 2017-03-03 | Enemy forces are encroaching!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11580161All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Strip Commander vgperson 2017-03-03 | Wrong: "What drives a hero?" Correct: "What? Drive's a hero?!"Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11862470All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Sexy Queen: Mammary Chapter vgperson 2017-03-03 | Checkmate.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12263783All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Loli Cop vgperson 2017-03-03 | You know, just for fun.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13455227All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Super Lingerie Quest vgperson 2017-03-03 | Ninjutsu...!In Japanese, "herbivore type" refers to someone's approach to relationships; namely, that they're passive in seeking a partner. So the "passive girls" line was originally a play on that and Triceratops being actual herbivores."Koedo" essentially means "Little Edo," so in Japanese, the upgrade to that was... "Medium Edo."Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12669291All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Jurassex Park vgperson 2017-03-02 | What a terrifying era it is!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9952393All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Sex Men vgperson 2017-03-02 | I am... I am Kawagoe's strongest monster!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10185547All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Milking Quest vgperson 2017-03-02 | Kawagoe avoided destruction?!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10488519All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Eroider 01 vgperson 2017-03-02 | The Hell Derby, where casualties are casual?!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10878686All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - The Great Bosom Plot vgperson 2017-03-02 | Oh! What A Pretty Puppy!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11201592All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Charm Classroom vgperson 2017-02-28 | Who's the world's greatest person?Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8626992All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - More Scary Stories at Work vgperson 2017-02-28 | Dah, dahna-nah, nanah, nanananananana - happy end!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8927906All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Sexy Confinement Ward vgperson 2017-02-28 | Get a load of my ZOMBARRAGE!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9284392All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Lewd Girl RPG vgperson 2017-02-28 | Ku ku ku ku! What a trifling, miniscule human!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9440300All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Little Girl RPG vgperson 2017-02-28 | It's a heartrending story about the importance of true love!The story at the start is a parody of the Japanese story of Momotaro. I translated "Kakuhime" ("nuclear princess") as "Nuclella" to go with the fairy tale theme.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9659299All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Emilys Big Adventure vgperson 2017-02-27 | Gwaaaaargh!So, if you followed my original channel, you may remember these. The so-called "Sis RPGs" ("Painful RPGs My Sister Made") are videos on NicoNico of nonsense RPG Maker (some 2000, mostly VX) games apparently made by the uploader's sister, Kuniko Takahashi. Though this one doesn't, many of them have misleadingly H-game-like title screens and names. They are all masterpieces, so it was high time I reuploaded them all.(Note that these will go up in the order Kuniko's original videos were posted, rather than the original order I translated them.)Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7540693All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Royal Lolicon Quest vgperson 2017-02-27 | Good arfternoon.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7814512All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Lifesucker Erocula vgperson 2017-02-27 | Since time immemorial, humanity is ever controlled by demons!Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7881833All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - God of Love vgperson 2017-02-27 | God, what a pain.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7939542All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Sis RPG - Super-Sexy RPG vgperson 2017-02-27 | Meanwhile, over in the United States...Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8498704All videos: http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/13069461
Hatsune Miku - All I Need Are Things I Like (すきなことだけでいいです) vgperson 2016-05-03 | And now I know, I know it's true: suki na koto dake de ii desu.The "don't be so spoiled" line is a pun on "amai" meaning both "sweet" and "pampered/naive."Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28749432Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=thingsilike
VY2 - The Reverse Days (リバースデイズ) vgperson 2016-05-01 | We Othello, therefore we are...The final theme song for Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P's manga The Festive Monster's Cheerful Failure, made to go along with Chapter 33. Or as Manbo puts it: "a song where a tengu boy plays guitar with his nose."All chapters: http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=1Chapter 33: http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=1&c=33Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27266235Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=thereversedays
VY2 - I Forgot You (君を忘れた) vgperson 2016-05-01 | A forgotten origin story.This song is about......I forget.http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=10:57 The sound effect ("pii") bubbles all have "that sound" pointing to them.2:45 The address/number is just given as shapes... except he apparently lives in Shibuya.4:54 There's a pun in this line with "yakusoku" (promise) being read as just "ya" (arrow).Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27018256Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=iforgotyou
Hatsune Miku - That Crappy J-Pop (クソみたいなJ-POP) vgperson 2016-03-30 | At least it's not the Don Quijote song.By everyone's favorite Nashimoto-P, Nashimoto-P.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28446746Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=crappyjpop
Kagamine Rin - 1BitHeart vgperson 2016-03-27 | I'm Yoshi Nanase! Everybody calls me...The full version of the ending song for Miwashiba's friend-making adventure game 1bitHeart. The song is somewhat spoilery, so you should play it!http://vgperson.com/games/1bitheart.htmMinx, Nanashi's voice actor, is the singer in the game's actual ending, so a version sung by him was posted alongside this one.youtube.com/watch?v=K7iF9kQZd2oThe "774" part was originally a play on the name "Yoshi" and using it as a word meaning "good." "Yoshi toshite kureru" basically does mean "to accept," or more literally, "to let it pass as being fine [yoshi]." As for 774, it can be read "Nanashi."Original video (Minx): http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28505595Original video (Rin): http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28505542Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=1bitheart
Tezuka & Miwashiba feat. Minx - 1BitHeart vgperson 2016-03-27 | I'm Yoshi Nanase! Everybody calls me...The full version of the ending song for Miwashiba's friend-making adventure game 1bitHeart. The song is somewhat spoilery, so you should play it!http://vgperson.com/games/1bitheart.htmMinx, Nanashi's voice actor, is the singer in the game's actual ending, but a Vocaloid version using Kagamine Rin was posted alongside this one.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eiGhyZfBYThe "774" part was originally a play on the name "Yoshi" and using it as a word meaning "good." "Yoshi toshite kureru" basically does mean "to accept," or more literally, "to let it pass as being fine [yoshi]." As for 774, it can be read "Nanashi."Original video (Minx): http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28505595Original video (Rin): http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28505542Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=1bitheart
Hyadain - Best of Friendships (じょーじょーゆーじょー) (Translyrics) vgperson 2016-03-07 | Boy, the circus looks like fun! As long as you don't lose your wallet.Generic information about the original video: As usual, Hyadain sings all the parts. All of them. The girl playing Hyadaruko is just an actor, and is in fact a different one from the girl who played her in the Kakakata-Kataomoi-C PV.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15064904Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=bestfriendship
Hyadain - C-C-Can I Share This With You? (カカカタ☆カタオモイ-C) (Translyrics) vgperson 2016-03-07 | The most fun you've ever had with unrequited love.The first Nichijou opening, Kakakata-Kataomoi-C, before Joujou Yuujou/Best of Friendships. The more literal translation is "U-U-U-Unrequited Love-C" but that really sucks for the purposes of singing, so I got creative.There's a "sequel" to this song (with a few ties to Best of Friendships as well) called Ria-juu tte Konna Mon Dakke (Is This What It's Like to Have A Girlfriend?). Someone else subbed it here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWqhkBKd14The letter in the middle is, of course, addressed to ***HYADARUKO***, and the handwriting below is ridiculously messy. Seriously, those are just... circles.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14207559Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=kakakataomoi
Hyadain - To Myself in the Past feat. Hiro Shimono (あの日のボクへ) vgperson 2016-03-07 | Memories are merci beaucoup! Er..."Merci beaucoup" is used here as a pun on "merci, boku (me)."Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15996121Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=tomypastself
Hyadain - Me, Myself, and NicoNico Douga (ぼくとわたしとニコニコ動画) vgperson 2016-03-07 | Hello, I'm Announcette."NicoNico" is a, uh, sound effect for smiling. "Douga" means video. Congratulations, you're now fluent!The "anime, games, entertainment, music..." part is listing off all of Nico's video categories (at the time). References made in the images for them include Magnet, Bad Apple!!, Nonowa (ののワ), Will It Blend?, and that educational election cartoon with the song and dance at the end of every episode. (Senkyo, senkyo, akarui senkyooooo.)"Nicochu" is a nickname for people obsessed with Nico. ("Nicobsessed"?) Also, I choose you, and all that."Self-economy" is a term for when a video is forced into constant "economy" (low-quality for non-premium users) mode by the creator, rather than it simply switching during high-traffic hours. Which implies the girl thinks she's a bigshot singer, I suppose."Gamers" may refer to Let's Players in particular, given the megaphone. I don't follow Nico LPs enough to know if that's a definite thing, though."Free-timer" ("yutori," literally "time to spare") refers to later generations of students that have fewer hours of class, thus more hours to waste on Nico."Fujoshi" are girls obsessed with yaoi. Uh, yeah."Real-alrights" ("ria-jyuu," short for "riaru de jyuushitsu," or "fulfilled by real life") refers to people who have, well, fulfilling real lives, usually implying "girlfriends." Those who don't have such lives enjoy telling them to, uh... explode."Things look bad" ("ya na kanji," super-literally "bad feeling") is MAYBE a reference to the Pokemon anime, where it's the Japanese version of "blasting off again!" (Team Rocket sometimes also says the opposite, "ii na kanji," when things are going well.) But that seems a little out there, and I'm sure DNA would've worked a reference into the video if that were the case.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12103409Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=memyselfnico
Hyadain - Ultros Boogie (オルトロス・ブギー) vgperson 2016-03-07 | You're in the presence of octopus royalty!"Nothin' but/100% octopus" is probably partially in reference to "I... I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus!", but I'm not sure.It's really just "loves to tease." I only put in "don't tease him" because I want people of all generations to know not to tease the octopus."Rolly-eyed Ulty" is "o-me-me-chan," and めめ (me-me) happens to looks considerably like Ultros's constantly-rolled eyes. I may be wrong about that, but it sounds reasonable to me. (I mean, there's ののワ, after all...)"Ul-chan" is what got translated to "Uncle Ulty" in the Relm scene. (So I assume she's supposed to be the "I love yooou!" girl?)"an-an" is a Japanese fashion magazine. I would never look up such a thing myself, so thanks to the other translator on YouTube for doing it for me."Youch! Octopus soup!" is pretty much just "he doesn't like fire!" Totally-warranted change regardless of anything.The end line comes from his original departing line in the opera battle, which is along the lines of "No luck today, either... Octo-sorry!" (SNES: "What an unlucky day! Adios!" GBA: "Well, kids, I hate to ink and run... but I AM an octopus!")Anything that isn't subtitled is either "ULTROS BOOGIE!!", "octo-octo!", nonsense, or partially-nonsense repetition of what was just sung. Even more importantly than it being somewhat difficult to, if Hyadain didn't subtitle it, why should I? (With the exception of the intro and ending, obviously.)Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8159003Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=ultros
DECO*27 feat. Shoko Nakagawa - Taking Sweet Shelter (甘宿り) (Translyrics) vgperson 2016-03-06 | There's nothing sweeter than rain. [citation needed]Track 3 (June) from Deco's third album Love Calender [sic], which tells the story of a year in the life of a couple.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so18292361Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=sweetshelter
DECO*27 feat. marina - Egoselfish (エゴママ) (Translyrics) vgperson 2016-03-06 | Is it I or is it U?Track 4 (July) from Deco's third album Love Calender [sic], which tells the story of a year in the life of a couple.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so16304168Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=egoselfish
DECO*27 feat. Topi - Love-Distance Long Affair (恋距離遠愛) vgperson 2016-03-06 | Yes, you can make the old new again.Track 9 (December) from Deco's third album Love Calender [sic], which tells the story of a year in the life of a couple. This is actually one of his old Miku songs, but it got a new PV and Topi singing. Good enough reason to translate it, right?Even now, though, I'm still not sure what exactly Deco thinks "unteach" means.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so16134623Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=lovedistance
DECO*27 feat. Topi - Light Lag (ライトラグ) vgperson 2016-03-06 | Mach 880,991? That's not that much.Track 5 (August) from Deco's third album Love Calender [sic], which tells the story of a year in the life of a couple.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so14877822Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=lightlag
DECO*27 feat. marina - Love-Lost Elegy (愛迷エレジー) (Translyrics) vgperson 2016-03-06 | I'm sinking down again...Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/so12844624Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=lovelost
xi-on feat. Tabun-Jibun - Trivial Things (ささいなこと) vgperson 2016-03-06 | It's all in the little things.Music and lyrics by xi-on, sung by Tabun-Jibun, movie by Hiyoko-Manjyuu-P, special thanks 100-Yen-Mic-san.This is the thirteenth and final track in the NicoNico Indies "album" &, a collaboration between Vocaloid producers, singers, and artists. This is the only song I really wanted to translate, but I highly recommend listening to, like, all of it. Because pretty much every song is amazing in one way or another.http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/24631112Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14043889Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=trivialthing
Gumi - The Story After the Petals Fall (物語は散った後に) vgperson 2016-03-06 | She loves me, she loves me not...This song is about Aoi Yakumo, a sunflower from Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P's manga, The Festive Monster's Cheerful Failure.http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=1Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25102011Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=petalstory
VY2 - A Collar Dreamers Pathetic High-School Debut (夢見がち拘束具の悲壮な高校デビュー) vgperson 2016-03-06 | It's time to unleash my power!This song is about Setsuna Kandagawa, a Chuunibyou dog collar from Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P's manga, The Festive Monster's Cheerful Failure.http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=1Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24461487Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=collardreamer
VY2 - The Festive Monsters Cheerful Failure (浮かれバケモノの朗らかな破綻) vgperson 2016-03-06 | Nobody nose the trouble I've seen.This is the theme song for a free online manga about... well, this. Written by Manbo (You Takahashi) and illustrated by his sister (Tsukasa Ryuuguu), as usual. And I've translated it!http://vgperson.com/other/mangaviewer.php?m=1Note that Manbo first announced he was making an online manga about a week prior, in a video of him playing Othello with Owata-P and completely dominating. Hm... Othello, huh...In case anyone isn't familiar with tengu, go play Mega Man 8. No you don't have to do that. They're basically just goblins with long noses that can fly, and their traditional appearance is that of the mask Amaba has on at the beginning."Entertainose" in Japanese is "hanatare," which the background in the PV claims is short for "nose talent" - Japan uses "talent" as a term for TV personality or entertainer. However, "hanatare" also means "runny nose" or "sniveling child," so that's kinda appropriate.Apparently Go-Home Clubs are an actual thing, and they "teach the skill of going home." Really, it's basically for students who aren't interested in any clubs. What this tells me that all Japanese schools need a Go-Soccer Club.Original video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19729937Lyrics: http://vgperson.com/lyrics.php?song=monsterfailure
