Letting Your Greasy Friend Borrow Your Controller CrackerMilk 2020-10-17 | Here's an old video we shot during the height of lockdowns. We thought it was lost in the CrackerMilk archives! Also please for the love of God you don't need to inform me that Battlefront 2 isn't available on Nintendo Switch I know it was just the only video game sound I had you losers. patreon.com/crackermilk Buy our MERCH: tinyurl.com/crackermerch DISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP... FACEBOOK: facebook.com/Crackermilk TWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilk INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilk For business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
the dark secret behind AI CrackerMilk 2023-02-12 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramclFollow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopherGet ready for a shocker! Behind the flawless responses of ChatGPT is not an advanced AI robot, but a human! Say hello to John, the mastermind (or victim?) behind the magic.John works tirelessly, day in and day out, answering every question and request thrown his way. He's like a human version of ChatGPT, only with a whole lot more stress and caffeine. Every time you ask ChatGPT something, John's heart races as he frantically types away, hoping to provide a response that won't ruin his perfect record.But it's not just the pressure of getting things right, it's the never-ending stream of questions. John is constantly bombarded with inquiries, leaving him no time to relax or catch a breath. He's a true superhero, except instead of saving the world, he's saving us from bad language models.So the next time you use ChatGPT, remember the man behind the machine and show some sympathy for John's never-ending stress and caffeine addiction. After all, we wouldn't want to push him over the edge and lose our favorite AI language model!Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
when you have gum at school CrackerMilk 2023-02-11 | #shorts #comedy #funny #crackermilkFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
where Cotton Candy comes from CrackerMilk 2023-02-10 | #shorts #comedy #funny #crackermilkFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
We lost our Dad. CrackerMilk 2023-02-09 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramclFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieChris was a man with a fierce passion for his armchair. This piece of furniture was not just any ordinary chair, it was a symbol of comfort and relaxation for Chris. He cherished it deeply, and woe to anyone who dared to sit in it.Chris would often jokingly threaten anyone who even dared to approach his chair, but his friends and family knew he was dead serious. He had a strict "no touching" policy when it came to his armchair, and he would defend it with all his might.The armchair was not just any ordinary piece of furniture, it was a symbol of Chris's love for comfort and relaxation. He would spend hours in it, lounging and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. It was his throne, his sanctuary, and he protected it with all his might.Chris's love for his armchair was not just a quirky trait, it was a defining characteristic of his personality. He was passionate, intense, and fiercely protective of what he loved, and his armchair was no exception. So, for anyone looking to visit Chris, beware of the armchair - for it was sacred, and Chris's rule was clear: "Hands off, or else!"Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
send this to your friend who cant use chopsticks CrackerMilk 2023-02-08 | #shorts #comedy #crackermilk #funny Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
sleeping with your girlfriend CrackerMilk 2023-02-07 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieLadies and Gentlemen, have you ever experienced the struggle of your significant other hogging all the bed while you try to get some rest? In this hilarious comedy skit, we explore the wild kingdom of sharing a bed with your girlfriend. Watch as our protagonist battles for bed space, only to meet his ultimate defeat in a classic Lion King reference. You won't want to miss this. Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
red flags in a girls bedroom CrackerMilk 2023-02-06 | #shorts #crackermilk #funny #comedy Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
Snapchat in the Middle Ages CrackerMilk 2023-02-05 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow the princess here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieWelcome to the Middle Ages, where love letters are delivered by horseback, and the stakes are higher than a castle turret. Join us as we follow the flirtatious correspondence between a king and princess, as their messages become increasingly risqué and lewd. With every delivery, the tension builds, and the laughter intensifies.Caution: This video is not for the faint of heart, or those easily frightened by royal intrigue. If you're ready to journey into the dark and hilarious depths of medieval mischief, then strap on your chainmail and hit play!Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
being a vampire in 2023 CrackerMilk 2023-02-04 | #shorts #crackermilk #comedy #funny Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
only Age of Empires fans will get it CrackerMilk 2023-02-03 | #shorts #sketch #comedy #ageofempires Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
just put it in rice CrackerMilk 2023-02-02 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
how to fix a crazy girlfriend CrackerMilk 2023-01-31 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixiePlease be aware that the title is also apart of the satire and that we understand it's probably inherently offensive without the context of the video. This is how to fix a crazy girlfriend. Simply blow into the the cartridge stuck in the back of her skull! Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
The Vegan Guilt Trip CrackerMilk 2023-01-26 | Support: patreon.com/crackermilkAre you ready to support a guilt-free future for humanity? Donate to the CrackerMilk Patreon and be a part of our mission to spread awareness and research on the revolutionary diet of photosynthesis - where you can obtain energy and nutrition directly from the sun. Click now to be a part of this innovative and sustainable solution.Are you a vegan struggling with feelings of guilt and moral dilemmas? You're not alone. This powerful video exposes the dark side of a vegan lifestyle that is often overlooked. See how the harsh reality of hunting and killing plants for food can weigh heavily on the conscience of even the most dedicated vegan. Witness the inner turmoil and emotional turmoil that many vegans face as they strive to live a guilt-free life. Don't miss this thought-provoking and dramatic exploration of the vegan psyche.Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
Homosexuality in Ancient Rome CrackerMilk 2023-01-23 | Follow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopherSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkMakeup by Perdita: instagram.com/the_perdita_effect_makeup?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Join us for a comedic take on history as we take a satirical look at the latest discovery in Pompeii. Two men frozen in time by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD have been uncovered and according to scientists they were in a romantic relationship. But wait, this is ancient Rome, how could that be? Well, let's just say the volcano had a sense of humor. Watch as we hilariously explore the absurdity of this supposed discovery and the lengths experts will go to to make a headline. This video is sure to have you laughing and questioning what is considered "scientific fact".Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
dating a LEGO addict CrackerMilk 2023-01-20 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramclLego addictions are a real thing and sometimes it's also incredibly hard to come up with titles that don't give away the punchline. Imagine if I called this Lego baby or something. It wrecks it! Also it's not confirmed that Chris is dating anyone in CrackerMilk lore. It's just an effective clickbaity title. Follow Chris here: instagram.com/chrisslater67Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
girls in sundresses CrackerMilk 2023-01-18 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieOriginally we wanted the reason that guys love girls in a sundress to be because underneath is an ATM that can easily give you cash. Unfortunately it was significantly harder to try and acquire an ATM that we could film with, particularly while trying to throw a dress over it. The fridge was way easier, sorry if we let you down. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
her boyfriend left because shes ugly CrackerMilk 2023-01-16 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Emily: instagram.com/emilykristopherI don't want to cast judgement on Emily but I think her spoon shaped nose was maybe (definitely) the reason that she was broken up with. I mean, come on, imagine trying to make out with her with that nose in your face! Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
why Australians are scared of the sun CrackerMilk 2023-01-11 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Tamothy here: instagram.com/tamaramclWe actually shot all of this on green screen because shooting in the real Australian sun would have everyone completely melted into a pile of hot goo. Thankfully we spent millions on ensuring that we stay goo free but simulating a more moderate amount of heat. We really did partially melt Connor, though. Just thought it was funny. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
when parents say back in my day CrackerMilk 2023-01-08 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkCrackerMilk is backermilk in 2023! We hope you enjoy our first video of the year. Boomers and parents always act like their childhood was so hard. We get it, you had to navigate two world wars and dodging the vietnam draft. Give us a BREAK. We're post-pandemic and the world is on fire, so I think we're even. Follow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramclFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
our favourite videos of 2022 CrackerMilk 2022-12-30 | Follow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieFollow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopherFollow Gabby here: instagram.com/gabbycarbonHey all, right now we're all still recovering from the spicy cough which alongside Christmas has meant no time to make more videos. We'll be back to your regular viewing in the new year. Take some time to enjoy all of our favourite moments from 2022. We really tried to push ourselves to make videos we personally love. We definitely achieved that. Enjoy. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
elf on a shelf CrackerMilk 2022-12-23 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilklook this one might be a miss but please be aware the entire team has the spicy cough so right now we're all just trying to survive. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
when you never water your plants #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-21 | Watch the FULL quality video here: youtu.be/sNUv8D8u-94Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
when youre too high #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-19 | Watch the FULL quality version here: youtube.com/watch?v=OpA5qeSaUqIFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
taking a shower at Kanyes house CrackerMilk 2022-12-18 | Full song free on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkWe really hate this guy, by the way.Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
people who say they dont sunburn: #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-17 | watch the FULL quality video here: youtu.be/htBrido7tX4Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
how to satisfy any woman CrackerMilk 2022-12-16 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramcl/?hl=enYou wouldn't believe how often we complete tasks thanks to the little guy inside of our chef hats. It's cool if it's a little man, but if it's a little rat it's gross and you need to go to your local doctor and get yourself checked for all sorts of diseases. Seriously you probably have the bubonic plague or something. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
finding a magic lamp #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-14 | Watch the FULL quality video here: youtu.be/7NwlKyU3ZP4Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
sharks in swimming pools CrackerMilk 2022-12-14 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkinstagram.com/tamaramcl/?hl=enThis is genuinely real and definitely actually happening. Whenever I go to the local pool there are CONSTANTLY large great whites swimming in it. It's so annoying. I asked the lifeguard once if he could at least feed the sharks some chum so they stop eating the year 6 swim team. Do you know what he said to me? Nothing, he just pressed the shark button again and released 15 more sharks that I'm still dealing with I uploaded this from the pool please send help. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
stepping on a landmime CrackerMilk 2022-12-12 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkDid you mean landmine? No, we certainly did not. This is endemic to Australia just fyi to all of you American viewers out there. Follow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixie/?hl=enBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
what your friend is hiding under his beanie #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-12 | Watch the FULL quality version here: youtu.be/5MGjlt2fLOQFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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when shes got cake CrackerMilk 2022-12-09 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopher?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
letting your friend use your controller #shorts CrackerMilk 2022-12-07 | Watch the FULL quality version here: youtu.be/BYqvY0FRUgQFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkSupport us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
If Avatar was Australian CrackerMilk 2022-12-06 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopherOriginally Goob was pushing for a different ending where we see Elias happily crawl on his hands across the grassy floor of Pandora. In my opinion, significantly more offensive than what we chose instead. Elias will be wearing the same Avatar make-up when way of water comes up. Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
hunting in Australia CrackerMilk 2022-12-04 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkWe shot this one about six months ago and now can finally show you the most shocking thing in the world, Elias's haircut. The most dangerous game is shooting hoops. One time my cousin, Skimlin, went out to shoot hoops and came back with three around his waist endlessly forcing him hula. He shattered his pelvis in four different places and now he eats out of a feeding tube. The hoops have nothing to do with the feeding tube, he just prefers it. Good ol' Skimlin. Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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why no one calls Australian police CrackerMilk 2022-12-01 | Bloopers on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkWe absolutely love playing these police characters. It's way too enjoyable to pretend to be a bunch of incompetent officers of the law, particularly when it's all just based on real Australian experiences. I hope this explains why no one calls Australian police. Follow Tamara here: instagram.com/tamaramclFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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building IKEA furniture without instructions CrackerMilk 2022-11-29 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixie/?hl=enTae is genuinely Korean so you can't even be mad at us for that last bit for being offensive. Never build ikea furniture without instructions.Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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girls when they see a blackhead CrackerMilk 2022-11-27 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Emily here: instagram.com/emilykristopherMy (Connor) Mum is honestly guilty of this herself. Growing up with a parent who would (mid-conversation) jam their fake-nails deep into your cheek while you writhe in pain wasn't ideal. But my God was my complexion perfect. Girls obsessed with blackheads is a cry for help. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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the dangers of blue balls CrackerMilk 2022-11-24 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixieOnce again Elias took the role of 'man with massive nuts' without hesitation. Is it because he says it as a physical represenation of his own bravery? Or is it because he a massive set of nuts on him? It's the second. With no nut november coming to end, be sure to look out for those who are coming up to their final days of pent up frustration. Perhaps offer them a cool beverage and hot towel. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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how parents think mental health works CrackerMilk 2022-11-22 | Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkTo be fair, Chris (Dad) is a very understanding man and none of this is reflective of his actual views, which are far more progressive than this towards mental health. Also Connor floating in the air is 100% real. He just did that mid-take so we decided to leave it all in. What a weirdo. Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/crackermilkBuy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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when shes into hand stuff CrackerMilk 2022-11-20 | More on Patreon: patreon.com/crackermilkFollow Nic here: instagram.com/nic_the_pixie/?hl=enDefinitely one of our more click-baity titles as of late. Honestly though they're so effective alongside our new tri-weekly upload schedule. Don't like the clickbait? Sucks to be you mate. Also the scientific name for tech decks is technical decknical. I've never met someone when they're into hand stuff. Buy our MERCH: crackermilk.myteespring.coDISCORD: https://discordapp.com/invite/KaN67uP...FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CrackermilkTWITTER: twitter.com/CrackerMilkINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/crackermilkFor business enquiries: connor.crackermilk@gmail.com
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