Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Re-upload.

See a much much better readings of this story, in its entirety, here:
youtu.be/mwi8kxdjaww

Special thanks to Orion for saving this file.

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Featuring:
bloop
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Zelda - The Wand of Gamelon
Duck Soup
The Beatles, "Birthday"
Psy, "Gentleman"
Iggy Pop, "I Wanna Be Your Dog"
Kimbra, "Plain Gold Ring"