Uploaded June 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Look, ok, it's bad enough that i have badger questions and no spoor of Spiney, but one of my main joys here is of course the frabjoulous and ever witty riparte that [username_stub]lapis' and i regularly engage in, which on the backend also serves as ample avenue in which to gloat and wallow in shoddenfrueden while celebrating my own unearned priviledge of gun-has-able by bombarding said UK user with volleys of gun videos, and it seems one of you (or maybe all, idk) has caused him to close his channel yet again (i'm looking at you, ITN) and that shit WILL NOT FLY. So go forth, find this Yorky arborist and rustabout and return him hence to here (hooo-ha) lest all discover the awful truth about the source of those cute-kitteh/morning sharkjump vids allzy'all've replaced FoxNews with and start the day off with the DaisyCutter. Regardezvous this dramitization of a probable resultant inner dialogue:

"Alright, another Charlie bit my fashionplate vid from Fluffer698u, just what i need since the kids are still asleep OOO JEESUIS THAT'S LOUD WTF IS TH- OMG THAT PERSON HAS NO SKIN WHAT THE FUCKIDTYHELL IS HAPPENING "

C'mon, we all know i am a simple, petty man and that this will end with me getting what i want. Let's just get through this the easy, quick way.