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#BREAKINGNEWS: Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt

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#BREAKINGNEWS: Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt @TheOnion