Uploaded September 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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I can't do a dance video. I suck at dancing. This is a song I wrote instead.

Lyrics

Bornwithoutreligion
Youre so bitchin
Even though you got turned gay
By Christopher hitchens

Not that theres anything wrong with that
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Thats why I didnt make a video of me dancing
Because it would be a fucking disaster

I hope that this isnt
A huge let down
I just cant let you
See me get down

So many people would unsubscribe
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Thats why I didnt make a video of me dancing
Because it would be a fucking disaster

So I hope that you accept
My ungodly attempt
At trying to sing a song
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Im a twat
And I cant dance
Im a twat
And I cant dance

Bornwithoutreligion
Youre so bitchin
Even though you got turned gay
By Christopher hitchens