Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
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Born Unlucky is the ultimate D&D 5e metal anthem for players cursed by the dice gods! This BardStrike parody hits home for every unlucky adventurer who's ever rolled a natural one in combat or landed a pitiful two on a nat twenty. Packed with humor, chaos, and love for the game, this epic metal track celebrates those who fall first, fail loudest, and still bring the party to life. Whether you're botching stealth checks or faceplanting in initiative, you're not alone. You are Born Unluckyâand we salute you!
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Image to video - Luma Dream Machine
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Born unlucky
cursed by the gods
Born unlucky
fail against all odds
Born unlucky
I roll with dread
Born unlucky
crit
and roll two instead
I sit at the table
dice in my hand
Everyone watches
they all understand
I shout ânat twenty!â
then look in dismay
As my sneak attack damage
rolls just a stray
I trip on a chair
miss with a blast
Fail my save
and fall flat on myâcast
The fireball hits me
instead of the foe
Even the DM
just mutters âOh noâ
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
My sword slips again
I swing and I miss
The monk shakes his head
the bard blows a kiss
Even the rogue
wonât let me flank
And I crit for two
while they rob the bank
They hide their dice
when I come near
âDonât touch my set
bring your own gear!â
I'm a walking curse
a living hex
Yet still I laugh
whoâs rolling next?
The dice don't love me
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
Triple fail on a stealthy crawl
Slip in mud
break the wall
But when I hit
the table roars
Even the DM
drops to the floor
The dice don't love me
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
They laugh when I roll
The cursed of the hall
But I bring the chaos
The loudest of all
Even when I fail
I'm the legend they fear
Born unlucky
still standing right here
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Born Unlucky is the ultimate D&D 5e metal anthem for players cursed by the dice gods! This BardStrike parody hits home for every unlucky adventurer who's ever rolled a natural one in combat or landed a pitiful two on a nat twenty. Packed with humor, chaos, and love for the game, this epic metal track celebrates those who fall first, fail loudest, and still bring the party to life. Whether you're botching stealth checks or faceplanting in initiative, you're not alone. You are Born Unluckyâand we salute you!
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Image to video - Luma Dream Machine
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Born unlucky
cursed by the gods
Born unlucky
fail against all odds
Born unlucky
I roll with dread
Born unlucky
crit
and roll two instead
I sit at the table
dice in my hand
Everyone watches
they all understand
I shout ânat twenty!â
then look in dismay
As my sneak attack damage
rolls just a stray
I trip on a chair
miss with a blast
Fail my save
and fall flat on myâcast
The fireball hits me
instead of the foe
Even the DM
just mutters âOh noâ
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
My sword slips again
I swing and I miss
The monk shakes his head
the bard blows a kiss
Even the rogue
wonât let me flank
And I crit for two
while they rob the bank
They hide their dice
when I come near
âDonât touch my set
bring your own gear!â
I'm a walking curse
a living hex
Yet still I laugh
whoâs rolling next?
The dice don't love me
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
Triple fail on a stealthy crawl
Slip in mud
break the wall
But when I hit
the table roars
Even the DM
drops to the floor
The dice don't love me
They laugh when I roll
The first one to fall
I'm the punchline of battle
The jester of all
But when the rare roll shines
Even gods stand and cheer
Born unlucky
still standing right here
They laugh when I roll
The cursed of the hall
But I bring the chaos
The loudest of all
Even when I fail
I'm the legend they fear
Born unlucky
still standing right here
