Uploaded February 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
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I got this monologue as an audition this week and it earned me a callback, so I thought I'd share!
What are your favorite monologues or scenes? Let me know in the comments!
~Trav
End screen music by Mike Barnett, used with permission
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So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here. And the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day!” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty shitty because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day” suddenly I’m the negative one.
Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.”
But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty. Today I have a good reason. So I said to her, “Well, my mom died.” And she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile there’s a line of people forming behind me, who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “it’s fine. It’s fine. I mean, it’s not fine, but, you know, it’s...fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kind of got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh?” And the girl apologizes, again, and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.”
No one ever tells you when your mom dies, you get a free churro.
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Robot, Ninja & Gay Guy: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf4cwaI_v9VsvDaCOJ0krIOa
Inspector Spacetime: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf60tSSzSl7dARBSA52O2axt
Mac vs PC: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf5XNWUepeHJBfsqGCkifuC7
2 Hot Guys in the Shower: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73CB9422A87AFB73
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PLEASE SHARE IT IF YOU LIKE IT!
I got this monologue as an audition this week and it earned me a callback, so I thought I'd share!
What are your favorite monologues or scenes? Let me know in the comments!
~Trav
End screen music by Mike Barnett, used with permission
~~~~
So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here. And the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day!” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty shitty because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day” suddenly I’m the negative one.
Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.”
But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty. Today I have a good reason. So I said to her, “Well, my mom died.” And she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile there’s a line of people forming behind me, who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “it’s fine. It’s fine. I mean, it’s not fine, but, you know, it’s...fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kind of got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh?” And the girl apologizes, again, and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.”
No one ever tells you when your mom dies, you get a free churro.
~~~~
New to the Channel? Here are some playlists to get you started!
Sketch Comedy: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf4-HWARShEuJ-5b-s5Bu0Pn
Robot, Ninja & Gay Guy: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf4cwaI_v9VsvDaCOJ0krIOa
Inspector Spacetime: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf60tSSzSl7dARBSA52O2axt
Mac vs PC: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWn8_ScCBNf5XNWUepeHJBfsqGCkifuC7
2 Hot Guys in the Shower: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73CB9422A87AFB73
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Follow me on Facebook!
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